"...Bond. James Bond."


"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"


... Yeah...

In minority report, right after cruise sees his own murder and escapes the building. He gets in the elevator, and is joined by his nemisis, danny witwer. after a brief confrontation, cruise pulls a gun on witwer.
Witwer: "Put the gun away, John. I don't hear a red ball"

right after he says that, and alarm goes off. The look on Witwer(Colin Ferrel)'s face is priceless.

And in the orginal blade, the fight scene in the nighclub at the beginning

Alien : "Game over man! Game over!"

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sanctis"

Ya know, we had to read Heart of Darkness in my AP English class in high school, and we got to watch Apocalypse Now Redux for about a week.

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hahah. you shalt count not to one, but to three. That is by far one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in a movie.

ill be back

not really memorable ones but ones I thought were funny

Multiplicity

Michael keaton talking to his clones
"You're smoking, I spent 3000 to quit"

"yea, so...." blows smoke in his face

"dont blow smoke in my face"

"what ya gonna do about it"

"I'll hit you so hard I'll kill him" pointing to other clone.

X-men
Wolverine walks out after battling mystique

"whoa whoa its me"
cyclops - "oh yea, prove it"
wolverine "you're a dick"
cyclops - "alright good enough for me"

Also the scene of john goodman coming out of the mud after escaping prison in Raising Arizona.
Fucking hilarious

YOOUUU SHAAAA'LLL NOT PAAAASSSS!!!!!
You know, from the Lord of The Rings?

"Surley you can't be serious?" "I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Outlaw Josey Wales

"Thats all folks" - Elmer Fudd

Kip Dynamite (wearing in-line skates) to Napoleon:

"It'd be nice if you could pull me into town."

Good ol' Big Lebowski:

"Nice marmit"

"Mind if i do a jay?"

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS"

Donnie: Are these the anti-semites?
Walter: No Donnie, these men are nihilists.

dont forget

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

From Blazing Saddles:

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger.

[to two members of the KKK]
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass.
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.

[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.