"It's a trick. Get an axe." - Ash, "Army of Darkness"

"Look at the size of that boy's head. It looks like a orange on a toothpick!" - Stewart MacKenzie, "So I Married an Axe Murderer"

"First you take a run at LaFours with the sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humpin' yer mom last night. Nooch. Ok, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie-berserk style, knock out the fucking pin and bickety-bam, the motherfucker's rubble. Hence, no game show." - Jay, "Mallrats:

Hooper: Archie and Jughead were lovers.
Banky: Shut the fuck up.
Hooper: It's true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch- that's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time; he's the king of queen Archie's world.
Banky: Man, I feel a hate crime coming on.

- "Chasing Amy"

"Please no, no noooooo!" - Any Jason movie =)

Two very BRILLIANT quotes....Kevin Smith pwns at writing.

[quote="newt.":967be]"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. " - patton[/quote:967be]

ass

"no group will ever have more than two intelligent people in it, so if you find yourself saying 'I once had two intelligent people I my group' then you're one of the morons"-lol

"The pursuit of wealth is every man's obligation, and the right of men to pursue it freely is a paramount obligation of a rational government to protect de jure and de facto. It is wealth which affords men independence in mind and body, freeing them of labor to explore, invent, be charitable, and keenly uncover and defeat those of warped and vicious interests who, like harpies, swirl eternally about government seeking to enslave, fleece and plunder a peaceful and industrious people."

"Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!" - Golda Meir

"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

"The list is an absolute good. The list is life." -Itzhak Stern

Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"
Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
-Gone With the Wind

"drinking absinthe is like pouring petrol into a womans pussy, lighting it, then licking it out!" - Me

"A Circumstance occurred during the Action, which so strongly marks the invincible Spirit of British Seamen, when engaging the Enemies of their Country, that I cannot resist the Pleasure I have in making it known to their Lordships; the Temeraire was boarded by Accident, or Design, by a French Ship on one Side, and a Spaniard on the other; the Contest was vigorous, but in the End, the combined Ensigns were torn from the Poop, and the British hoisted in their Places."

-Trafalgar, Vice-Admiral Collingwood

"alcohol owns everyone including jesus christ." - Trippeh

"Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus." - Badscript

"Life has no intrinsic value or purpose. When our time comes, permanent unconsciousness. Enjoy what little time you have and choose your purpose wisely, for you will never again possess an awareness of existence..." - SoLiDuS

Originally posted by TonyMontana:
"buttcks is sexy?"

"Like a cat in a tux."- Duke of Ray

We don't want your forgiveness, we won't make excuses.
We're not going to blame you, even if you are an accessory,
but we will not accept your natural order.
We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed,
but isn't that the way it is, every goddamned time.
Your prayers are always answered
in the order they're received.

Parker (Ryan Phillipe) 'The Way of the Gun'

[quote="Short Hand":b8946]"The list is an absolute good. The list is life." -Itzhak Stern[/quote:b8946]
what, u get that off the box? biggrin:

[quote=CoMaToSe]what, u get that off the box? biggrin:[/quote:31a09]

Funny story actually, I was watching the movie over, looking for the little girl screens and a good shot of oskar, then I get that quote in the movie, I couldn't remember it for the life of me, then when I wasp utting the disk away, I saw it and typed it up as fast as i had remembered it.


PS How old is your sister****** Everyone talks about her here.

"I ate the moon, and I died"-Ross Parole

12 u fuckin pedophile

then why does everyone always talk about her ? oOo:

I have no idea eek:

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