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Coleman 04-30-2005 12:52 PM

The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"
"Sure, go ahead," Bush said.
The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"
Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."

CoMaToSe 04-30-2005 01:58 PM

^^Old,but funneh

Pyro 04-30-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"
"Sure, go ahead," Bush said.
The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"
Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."

I don't see anything funny about this.

Swill 04-30-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill
I think this is how to say it but...

Why does the husband like to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis?

1. To see his money grow
2. He can play with his money as much as he wants
3. If his wife wants to blow a 100 she can just blow him...

Something stupid like that...

Stick to being a lesbian and leave the joke telling to the men.

Go eat your crabbed ladies twat

BlackJackal 04-30-2005 08:29 PM

[img]http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/052004/sr15%20side%20mini.jpg[/img]

Coleman 04-30-2005 08:32 PM

yes, very funneh joke

Old Reliable 04-30-2005 09:49 PM

the fact you potsed that pic to try and be funny is a joke in itself

Bucknub 04-30-2005 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

I don't know if this is weird to anybody, but I honestly don't get it

fucking clueless tool


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