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strvs 05-11-2005 04:58 PM

Bone: Left Wrist
How: Fell off of my bunk bed oOo: oOo: oOo:
When: i was 6 or 7

Bone: Right Arm
How: Snowboarding behind a snowmobile oOo: oOo: oOo:
When: 2 years ago

Doctor Duffy 05-11-2005 06:04 PM

I havent broken any...

...really, Im surprised I havent. Im no dare-devil, but I've heard of people breaking their bones from things that I did too, and suffered from not a bit. Like I remember my friend Cody from 5th grade broke his leg jumping from the top of the slide, which I then tried to no effect. I've also been crushed by 230 lb. kids (While I weigh 138), to no effect. Worst thing that ever happened to me was that I jammed by finger.

Unknown_Sniper 05-11-2005 06:11 PM

I was in my highschools gym last year about to start doing some leg presses. I go to release the catches and one wasnt set right, it slipped and let the 400+lbs I had on the machine fall onto my pinky. The entire weight was spread out over 1/8th inch of metal onto the very top of my finger nail. That hurt like hell. Nothing broke though. IT did bleed a lot.

Mr.Buttocks 05-11-2005 07:59 PM

None. I'm like Bruce Willis in "I can't be broken".

Jin-Roh 05-11-2005 08:20 PM

I don't have bones, I am made of Titanium Allloys

Mr.Buttocks 05-11-2005 08:21 PM

eek:

MEAT_PUPPET 05-11-2005 09:18 PM

Right Tibia - Spiral fracture 13 places playing HS football 1977

Madmartagen 05-11-2005 09:26 PM

Broke my left arm when i was 10 or somethng like that. My big, fat cousin fell on me. No joke.

Stammer 05-11-2005 09:27 PM

Cranium
Sometime in the 1990s.
Rolled off my parents bed on to a night stand and the sharp corner cracked me skull open/ slept through the rest of the night, woke up the next morning blood everywhere rushed to the docotrs, tied down to a table and was patched up. Now I have a nike symbol on my head.

Other than that, neg on any other broken bonage.

Ape 05-11-2005 09:57 PM

Bone: Left Hand
How: Got caught in one of my teammates fasemasks in Pee Wee Football
When: 6th grade

Bone: Right Hand
How: Punched my stairs
When: Jan.-Feb. of 2005

Whatada 05-11-2005 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ape
Bone: Right Hand
How: Punched my stairs

eek: happy:

Crazy Canadian 05-11-2005 10:19 PM

Bone: Facial Bone
How: Fell on ice which shooved my 2 front teeth into the bone which shattered it.
When: 2001

Scorched Earth 05-11-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
never broken any of my bones

Same.



CoMaToSe 05-12-2005 05:33 AM

Re: What bones have you broken, and what year was it?
 
I broke my penis bone trying to masturbate by sticking my cock between two matresses

Tripper 05-12-2005 06:03 AM

Re: What bones have you broken, and what year was it?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I broke my penis bone trying to masturbate by sticking my cock between two matresses

That kind of behaviour pretty much goes without saying....The extra details were just...special.


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