[quote="dr nein":b39e6]I'd rather not get any at all than fuck her.[/quote:b39e6]
Bull-fucking-shit.

She's nothing compared to you, babe.

Tara Reid in Van Wilder = ed:

i have a dick, so i'd say that id bang her. shes hot sometimes, but that one pic with her tit hangin out has to be one of her bad day pics. any of you guys saying that you would turn down that are lying or just Liberace fanbois.

years ago beer:
now hake:

sure

i wanna do judas.

in the rear !

[quote="o g b j":a97ae]i wanna do judas.

in the rear ![/quote:a97ae]
get in line bitch




















eek:

nein hit

Tara Reid in the Big Lebowski = ed:

id hit it

[quote=strvs]Bull-fucking-shit.[/quote:f1a4d]

dr nein gets booty all the time, he doesn't need it from Frankentits over there.

to bad judas if she was in front of you on your bed naked with like shannon elizabeth and their making out.. you would join in... so plzdie: biggrin:

[code:de7cc]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:de7cc]

LOO

[code:de7cc]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:de7cc]

I don't even know if Id bang her, but i probably would.