Pirates > Ninjas & the Royal Navy > Pirates ergo;



[img]http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/explorers_history/hornblower.jpg[/img] > [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Tildblog/pc_056BloomDepp.jpg[/img]
> [img]http://www.bujinkan.org/graphics/ninja.jpg[/img]

Ninjas are cheaper. But pirates come with backup....
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/shameless plug

Pirates steal women, jump off planks, and set sails. Ninja's wear pansy-ass costumes and use their frail little bodies as means of self-defense.

Pirate cannon > Ninja hands

ninjas cause pirates suck scurvy ridden cocks and take it up the ass. ninjas get hot sexy asian geishas and farm girls. they also get to throw shurikens and slash people with katana swords.

shinobi > captain hook

ninjas:

omg michael dudikoff american ninja
shinobi and ninja gaiden
ninja turtles


pirates (dirty fagbags):

catain hook was a boy fucker. nuff said.

HORNBLOWER.