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St@tIc 08-29-2005 04:18 PM

I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin

Short Hand 08-29-2005 04:24 PM

Bill Maher > Dane Cook.

Nyck 08-29-2005 04:45 PM

Re: Dane Cook- MTV VMA's
 
[quote="Simo Häyhä":bd6bd]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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How is he funny wtf...his shit sux'd. I didnt even find him funny on Comedy Central when I saw him.

why must you hate things that are popular annoy:[/quote:bd6bd]

Im just trying to fit into ground force one. Seriously though. Maybe his live shit and cd is better, but I saw him on Comedy Central before he got "popular" and he wasnt funny. Then his shit last night wasnt funny.

"I heard they can take your new born baby and put a chip in it, and if it ever gets stolen, you can go onto google or mapquest and track him live....you know what else I want to put on them. A detonator....so if they steal the baby you can blow it up. If I cant have my baby neither can you...BOOOM"


That was his bit last night. Donde Esta Los Funneh?

Mr.Buttocks 08-29-2005 05:00 PM

MTV = brain damage.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-29-2005 06:57 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b5a10]MTV = brain damage.[/quote:b5a10]drain bamaga dance:

Cool Fool 08-29-2005 08:02 PM

[quote="St@tIc":40bfc]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:40bfc]probably chong, but is he dead?

Nyck 08-29-2005 08:04 PM

[quote="Cool Fool":28223][quote="St@tIc":28223]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:28223]probably chong, but is he dead?[/quote:28223]

no

Akuma 08-29-2005 08:05 PM

[quote="St@tIc":da0ef]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:da0ef]
Mitch Hedberg?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-29-2005 09:15 PM

[quote=Akuma]
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Originally Posted by "St@tIc":02d34
I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin

Mitch Hedberg?[/quote:02d34]Yeh prob him.

Jimbo@ 08-30-2005 12:16 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3674d]MTV = brain damage.[/quote:3674d]

Cool Fool 08-30-2005 12:17 AM

i made a mistake cry:

Simo Häyhä 08-30-2005 10:51 AM

Re: Dane Cook- MTV VMA's
 
[quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":7421b
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
404

How is he funny wtf...his shit sux'd. I didnt even find him funny on Comedy Central when I saw him.

why must you hate things that are popular annoy:

Im just trying to fit into ground force one. Seriously though. Maybe his live shit and cd is better, but I saw him on Comedy Central before he got "popular" and he wasnt funny. Then his shit last night wasnt funny.

"I heard they can take your new born baby and put a chip in it, and if it ever gets stolen, you can go onto google or mapquest and track him live....you know what else I want to put on them. A detonator....so if they steal the baby you can blow it up. If I cant have my baby neither can you...BOOOM"


That was his bit last night. Donde Esta Los Funneh?[/quote:7421b]
i think you just hate everyone that is more successfull than you sleeping:

Nyck 08-30-2005 04:46 PM

"I think that if you see someone wearing a superman shirt, you shoud shoot them in the chest. when they start bleeding you say " I guess you were wrong" They should wear a shirt that says "I bleed when im shot in my chest"


Another comedic nugget from that show.

I am an official player hater simo....recognize bitch!

[img]http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v109/nurshad/silky_johnson1.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-30-2005 05:22 PM

What about the funniest man alive (according to Richard Pryor): Eddie Griffin?

Akuma 08-30-2005 05:58 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7593f]What about the funniest man alive (according to Richard Pryor): Eddie Griffin?[/quote:7593f]
rofl


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