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Nyck 09-14-2005 04:55 PM
Pablo dude...you totally look like fucking Jeremy Piven

[img]http://www.channelguidemag.com/piven/images/piven_2.jpg[/img]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-14-2005 04:59 PM
shes gotta b able to light a match on her legs & then smoke a cig with her pussy

Vance 09-14-2005 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

Mancer 09-14-2005 06:31 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8bfa9]shes gotta b able to light a match on her legs & then smoke a cig with her pussy[/quote:8bfa9]

ROFL

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 09-14-2005 07:57 PM
[img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[/img]

Himmler 09-14-2005 08:11 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":72d60][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[/img][/quote:72d60]

i just threw up my smoothie

lasagna 09-14-2005 08:12 PM
that dance vid was queer

Mancer 09-14-2005 08:13 PM
Wrong Thread?

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 09-14-2005 08:14 PM
^^ wrong thread??????????? eek:

Himmler 09-14-2005 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasagna
that dance vid was queer
spank:

Stammer 09-14-2005 08:27 PM
[quote=Himmler]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":6c37a][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[img]
i just threw up my smoothie[/quote:6c37a]

WHAT YOU SAY?!

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-14-2005 08:41 PM
[quote=Stammer]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":9ab4a][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[img]
i just threw up my smoothie
WHAT YOU SAY?![/quote:9ab4a]

You have no chance to survive make your time.


Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Jotun 09-14-2005 09:54 PM
why are you telling us this?

Milla 09-14-2005 11:11 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":5a590]fat chicks need love too[/quote:5a590]

just not from me

Doctor Duffy 09-14-2005 11:17 PM
Satisfy you're hunger with a SNICKERS.

But in you're case...... biggrin:


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