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Michael 12-23-2005 09:01 PM

if you're fine with wanting her knowing she has a kid, always, and i mean always get along with the kid. lots of women put their kids and their needs ahead of what they want so if their kid doesn't aprove, kiss your ass goodbye.

Johnj 12-23-2005 09:33 PM

[img]http://www.gunthernet.com/gallery/2.jpg[/img]

Be like this guy. That's what the hos want.

Vance 12-23-2005 10:36 PM

I thought Pyro was gay? Damn did I miss the picture.

Himmler 12-24-2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Vance
I thought Pyro was gay? Damn did I miss the picture.

hahaahah

Doctor Duffy 12-24-2005 12:36 AM

Show them your penis.

Tripper 12-24-2005 12:47 AM

Just be nice and be yourself. That's all you can do, there is no magical cure, women are all different.

Arkan 12-24-2005 12:49 AM

Yup, you guys come up with the best advice. Listen, i'm thinking of quitting my job, leaving my family, and joining the circus. Any advice on how i can accomplish this ?

Pyro, bottom line is this. You're going there for a night, right? If so, make sure you bring something thoughtful for her and her kid. Once there, give the kid some attention and build a lil' friendship with him/her. Take them both out to dinner or some shit like that and try to include the kid in your plans. After the kid goes to sleep, i bet the girl will tell you she admires you for the way you treat her and the kid (big points here). Just remember to be yourself and not a phony. I once dated this hot girl with a 2yr old. The kid loved me because i gave her attention (unlike her dip shit father) and the mother probably spent more time with me than she wanted to due to the kid. The reason we never made it together was because i was involved with another girl and she knew all about it. She hung in there for her own reasons but having the kid like me helped.

Don't listen to some asswipes here who never saw a pussy up close. A girl with a kid already isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hang with her and you may learn a thing or two.

CoMaToSe 12-24-2005 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
Yup, you guys come up with the best advice. Listen, i'm thinking of quitting my job, leaving my family, and joining the circus. Any advice on how i can accomplish this ?

Don't listen to some asswipes here who never saw a pussy up close. A girl with a kid already isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hang with her and you may learn a thing or two.

1) I recommend a hammer, its relatively quiet and when wielded correctly, quite painless and fast. If any of them wake up, time for some Cuckoo's Nest style smotherage.

2) Hugh Grant dance:

mr.miyagi 12-24-2005 09:09 AM

I was in the same position once, I just went over, acted myself, just try to make her laugh and be helpful, sit next to her close, just try messing about and goofing around.

Thats what I do, know one really likes seriousness, we all want to jus have fun times at the end of the day and you're also alone at her place with the kid so theres pretty much no escape from glory.
Just try not to let her kid see you when you're getting extra friendly with her because I was sucking my ex's b**bs when her kid spotted me, she had to go explain I was just examining her sore chest, HAHAAHAAA happy:

anti 12-24-2005 10:31 AM

IDB

Eames 12-24-2005 12:04 PM

hmm the last thread about women i remember seeing here was about the dude who felt bad about sticking it in his ex-girlfriends butt who said something like "its ok i love u, plz stick it in" i remember that one stayed up for a while.

Xorcist [USA] 12-24-2005 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
you'd provbably all like to know me...as im not that bad of a guy.

Negative

Eight Ace 12-24-2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
the dude who felt bad about sticking it in his ex-girlfriends butt who said something like
"its ok i love u, plz stick it in" i remember that one stayed up for a while.

ed:

newt. 12-25-2005 12:49 AM

haha don't tell her about asking about this shit on intenet forums. but yea all i read was the first post. I used to be shy, but now I love one chick, and everyother girl , to me, is just a bitch, so it don't really matter what they think of me, cause I love one chick and shes the person whose opinion I care about. just treat'em special but don't get weird, like hollywood fall in love weird, cause that shit is bull

Eight Ace 12-25-2005 03:22 AM

[quote="newt.":2278f] just treat'em special but don't get weird, like hollywood fall in love weird, cause that shit is bull[/quote:2278f]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/brando.jpg[/img]


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