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Sirus 02-17-2006 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnj
[img]http://i1.tinypic.com/nyfr5t.gif[/img]

Some of you guys have very weak minds.
to the gas chamber

Short Hand 02-18-2006 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
The Everyday German

[img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/german2.jpg[/img]

Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

CoMaToSe 02-18-2006 07:54 AM
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

You scored higher than 90% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 75% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 78% on patriotic


Living in Germany has clearly had an adverse affect on me annoy:

Jin-Roh 02-18-2006 07:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by guarnere
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

[img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif[/img]

CoMaToSe 02-18-2006 08:09 AM
the Idiot Savant

(42% dark, 57% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

[img]http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/humortest/idiotsavant.gif[/img]

You scored higher than 37% on darkness

You scored higher than 70% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 63% on vulgarity

Nyck 02-18-2006 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
the Idiot

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fixed

CoMaToSe 02-18-2006 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
the Idiot

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fixed
actually thats mostly true eek:

SoLiDUS 02-18-2006 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg[/img]

Tystnad 02-19-2006 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hybrid

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!


[img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/resistance.jpg[/img]



You scored higher than 52% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 1% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 61% on patriotic


Fight the power!

Jonsey_ 02-19-2006 01:12 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":0f4b0]ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

[img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg[/img]

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 83% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 97% on patriotic


ADOLF HITLER FTW!!![/quote:0f4b0]


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