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Tripper 06-14-2006 04:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
tripe is my bitch lover, except sometimes i give him some fresh air to breathe, so when im not looking he sneaks over to the computer and types up some hateful messages.
You know who left the pleasantly suprising warm cup of piss that you so gleefully chugged down one brisk morning, 2 weeks ago? Yup. That was me.

Remember that guy that threw a glass of semen at you and your family when you were all taking that oh so quaint walk along that avenue - and then took a wankering big dump-truck in your mummies handbag? That was also, yours truly.

Wah wah wah.
[img]http://blog.fachisthers.com/blog/images/Tantrum.JPG?0.9399737794028297[/img]
Don't forget this lil' niga here conquered yo whole fams, bitchmadeass fagmooo.

Zoner 06-14-2006 08:01 AM
Pretty cool trick. An amputee is a magician's best friend.

06-14-2006 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
tripe is my bitch lover, except sometimes i give him some fresh air to breathe, so when im not looking he sneaks over to the computer and types up some hateful messages.
You know who left the pleasantly suprising warm cup of piss that you so gleefully chugged down one brisk morning, 2 weeks ago? Yup. That was me.

Remember that guy that threw a glass of semen at you and your family when you were all taking that oh so quaint walk along that avenue - and then took a wankering big dump-truck in your mummies handbag? That was also, yours truly.

Wah wah wah.
[img]http://blog.fachisthers.com/blog/images/Tantrum.JPG?0.9399737794028297[/img]
Don't forget this lil' niga here conquered yo whole fams, bitchmadeass fagmooo.
I really have to stop letting this guy out of his cage.

Tripper 06-15-2006 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acideyez
tripe is my bitch lover, except sometimes i give him some fresh air to breathe, so when im not looking he sneaks over to the computer and types up some hateful messages.
You know who left the pleasantly suprising warm cup of piss that you so gleefully chugged down one brisk morning, 2 weeks ago? Yup. That was me.

Remember that guy that threw a glass of semen at you and your family when you were all taking that oh so quaint walk along that avenue - and then took a wankering big dump-truck in your mummies handbag? That was also, yours truly.

Wah wah wah.
[img]http://blog.fachisthers.com/blog/images/Tantrum.JPG?0.9399737794028297[/img]
Don't forget this lil' niga here conquered yo whole fams, bitchmadeass fagmooo.
I really have to stop letting this guy out of his cage.
Really? That's all you got for me? Weeeeeeak.

Coleman 06-15-2006 12:32 AM
jumps in a puddle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7RsnOZudtM& ... ss%20angel

walks on water
http://youtube.com/watch?v=up7yc1YNtuc& ... ss%20angel

disappears out of nowhere
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIfaFC-oGj0& ... ss%20angel

Sirus 06-15-2006 05:25 AM
lol that was awsome

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 05:42 AM
wait, acid really is gayish? Hehe, call the men in pointy hats.

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 05:50 AM
criss angel is like a Jesus reincarnate who decided to exploit his powers for money and fame ed:

Zoner 06-15-2006 07:36 AM
Being our resident magician, Coleman, please explain how he did that disappearing trick poolside. That was friggin impressive.

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 09:46 AM
fuck that, explain the walking on water bit.

Coleman 06-15-2006 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Being our resident magician, Coleman, please explain how he did that disappearing trick poolside. That was friggin impressive.
hell if i should know lol. Criss Angel is on another level compared to David Blaine. You can buy all of David Blaine's tricks on the internet for like $80 and under, which goes to show you how difficult his magic is. Criss Angel does a bunch of original material that he comes up with which is pretty damn cool.

But I do know how he did the one when he came out of the sewer and then he rolled up the sewer grate as if it was a sticker on the street. That was camera tricks in that one. I'll try to find a vid of it.

Sirus 06-15-2006 01:39 PM
I bet its all video editing like the vid of blane levitating

Coleman 06-15-2006 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sirus
I bet its all video editing like the vid of blane levitating
nah, most of criss angel's stuff is legit bc he does alot of those illusions in his live show.

06-15-2006 01:47 PM
cool tricks.


PS: Tripper, im buying a new lock this time. I have no idea how the fuck you keep escaping but this has to stop.

CoMaToSe 06-15-2006 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
cool tricks.


PS: Tripper, im buying a new lock this time. I have no idea how the fuck you keep escaping but this has to stop.
Newsflash: that joke is dead.


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