Custodian, Dick@!

Re: STFU Janitor!
 

We don't swim in your toilets, so please don't pee in our pool.

Yeah, that's a good one biggrin:

Zoner, try this, he'll love it. Take a wad of tobacco and chew it for a bit. Spit in an open coffee cup, then when the cup is half full with slimey brown spit, discard it in the trash. Then take your CLEAN finger and sweep out the loose tobacco from your mouth all over the garbage pail. That'll learn him !!

Zoner, it fucking sucks getting coffee, pop, ect all over yourself.. IT IS DISGUSTING. I know because I am ONE of those cleaners.

AND just for the record I put up with this bullshit day in and day out, BUT I NEVER LEAVE A FUCKING NOTE. Only some pussy ass mother fucker would leave a note bitching about it.


Just a few things I have to deal with on a dialy basis @ work.

-Shit splatter/ explosive crap spurts all over the bowl.
-Tampons thrown in the wrong disposal, then falling out onto the ground and I have to figure a way to pick it up without hurling.
-GUM everywhere all over the garbage.I usaully just change the bag....
-Swarms of bugs attacking me while I clean outer windows by any light source.
-People using your garbage buggy as a personal place to dump anything they want. (such as food..... and drinks)
-Rude notes from people in the building such as "THIS IS GARBAGE "giant frown face on the bin)
-Fat bitch to lazy to bend over and throw her crap in the bin, misses every other peice and leaves it all on the floor.
-COMPLAINTS. day in day out you get complaints about lots of stupid little crap, OMG THERE WAS DUST ON THE THERMOSTAT !, or DEAR GOD YOU MISSED A TINY BIN OF GARBAGE OUT OF THE 268 BINS !!... THE LIST goes on, I have even as of late gotten a complaint for the growt being wet whne it was just the humididty in the building.



-Cleaners take a lot of crap, and you should cut them a break, it seems as if this guy has snapped and just won't take it. You should have just thrown the note out and forgotten about it. eek:

Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
[quote="Short Hand":87245]
-Shit splatter/ explosive crap spurts all over the bowl.
-Tampons thrown in the wrong disposal, then falling out onto the ground and I have to figure a way to pick it up without hurling.
-GUM everywhere all over the garbage.I usaully just change the bag....
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WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:

[quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:b6c0f]

How about you shut your indian ass the fuck up, you fucking redskin.

happy: It's not bad enough that they jerk off in your office, but now they don't want to do their job. The fucks in my office are too lazy to change the bag in the bins, and just want to tip them into their rolling receptacle. I'll have like a two week old bag in my office with all kinds of shit stuck to it.

[quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:4bfad]


WOW I agree with him

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":f046f][quote=CoMaToSe]Quit bitching and do your damn job Short. Or go on a roid rage and kill all those elitist assholes.
WTF Are you complaining about? They leave you free food, and you just try to dispose of it? annoy:[/quote:f046f]


WOW I agree with him[/quote:f046f]
um... I hope you mean the first part and not the second or third...

I understand that janitors have to deal with a lot of shit (no pun intended), but the fact of the matter is, I didn't leave like a half can of Sprite in the garbage. The amount I left wouldn't fill a thimble. I'm a relatively fat fuck...I don't leave behind much food or drink. biggrin:

This guy is obvioualy attracted to me and is trying to get my attention. Mission accomplished, sir...now eat this dick.

It'll also make ihm look like a inbred hick. eek:

Wow, if that's news, who wants a deskjob? Must be sleeping:

Of course it's sleeping:

Why do you think Nyck and I cyber on AIM all friggin day.

Ive never had a problem with the maintenance guy at the pool...they really don't give a shit what is it in the garbage...because well...they know how to take out the trash.

this guy needs to be fired.