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Pyro 09-06-2006 04:36 PM
talk to them

they will probably want to be your friend only cuz well...you're you...but then they can get to know you

How else do normal guys land hot chicks when they're not drunk.

And hell...being friends with one leads to many. Better off if you atcually knew someone before the univeristy who goes there too who is good at making friends...

Blase 09-06-2006 05:07 PM
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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
rofl 3 times bullshit
in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:
I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.

lasagna 09-06-2006 05:23 PM
[quote=Blase]
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":b3054
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
rofl 3 times bullshit
in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:
I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.[/quote:b3054]

like you havent kissed a bitch yet?

Blase 09-06-2006 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by lasagna
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
Not in a overtly sexual manner, but it's of my own choice. I've had plenty of opportunities to get with girls, just most of them don't interest me.

lasagna 09-06-2006 06:01 PM
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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?

Proteus 09-06-2006 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.

Blase 09-06-2006 06:31 PM
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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.

Pyro 09-06-2006 06:40 PM
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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.

CoMaToSe 09-06-2006 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Proteus
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
unfortunately, yes.

Maplegyver 09-06-2006 09:52 PM
WOMEN ARE COMAS KRYPTONITEEEEEE

Arkan 09-06-2006 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":6a7e5
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:6a7e5]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.

Doctor Duffy 09-06-2006 10:27 PM
That's quality advice

Blase 09-06-2006 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by "Blase":b31f9
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Originally Posted by "lasagna":b31f9
like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:b31f9]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:b31f9]

Yea. Okay.

Nyck 09-06-2006 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Proteus
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
like your taggin fly hunnies left and right mr roll on a dorito/xbox controller riddled floor with another dude.

Doctor Duffy 09-06-2006 10:37 PM
Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister


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