granted, but they'd be in your mouth as teeth.

I wish I could travel to Europe and have crazy European sex with hot non-std'd women.

Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

Granted but you would be assassinated just like he was

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

Granted, but u must sleep on the wet patch

I wish I culd get some lady pussy on the side without Merlin finding out

[quote="TGB!":5dd7a]Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.[/quote:5dd7a]Granted, but you would be a national star at tap dancing and be known as "The Black Tap Dancing Guy that never gets pussy"

I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Granted, but whilst filming ur first ep u r raped 2 death by an escaped gorilla, gay of course.


I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.

[quote="Eight Ace":c036d]I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.[/quote:c036d]
Granted, but you will be the only person with control of that forum (meaning no Zoner to override you) and I will be posting in it every day.

I wish there were no Jews.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6bb7]
I wish there were no Jews.[/quote:e6bb7]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.

[quote=Coleman]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.[/quote:8f02c]granted, but who would fuck joe pa's niece's AND nephew's after world history class?

I wish i weren't black

Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman

[quote="Eight Ace":1b712]Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman[/quote:1b712]granted, but Dan Brown's gay, and you wouldn't get any of the moistened bitches.

granted, but coleman doesn't use tp.

I wish politicians were competent for the most part.

Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.

I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass

granted but lindsay lohan's balls would be banging against yours.


I wish i had a pet camel