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Low spark 10-02-2002 10:19 PM

That good to know. I was beginning to think that you were easy. I can respect a guy that waits till the second date to have a camera stuck up his ass.

mr.miyagi 10-02-2002 11:46 PM

Gerard, if they're using needles try to keep your tongue out of the way coz if they inject that then you'll have no control of it, choke and die...

Last time i went to the dentist was late august, she told me i needed 2 minor (small white ones) fillings and to come back late september-but then cancelled it coz she was ill, so they told me to come back october the 4th, which is this friday which i can't make it to.....so now its for late october, will it be third chance unlucky. its nearing halloween, maybe i should just put some vampire teeth in and scare kids who have Alf t-shirts

ninty 10-02-2002 11:51 PM

Gerald whats with you? You have a fobia of spiders and dentists?

What if the dentist was a spider? What do you think of that Gerald?

Are all Irish...erm...wait I don't think I want to anger an Irishman... evil:

Innoxx 10-02-2002 11:55 PM

Wouldn't a spider-dentist freaky just about anybody out?

Low spark 10-02-2002 11:59 PM

Are we talking a giant spider-dentist or a regular size spider-dentist. What if its a black widow spider-denist, does she eat you after she works on your teeth?

ninty 10-03-2002 12:00 AM

Its like a human sized dentist spider. I don't think it would hurt you though. I'll have to ask it.

mr.miyagi 10-03-2002 12:08 AM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/dentist.jpg[/img]

=[DOA]=VonMeyer 10-03-2002 01:18 AM

Re: Oh great...gotta make a dentist appointment.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Nothing can make me worry any more than going to the dentist, nazi fascist bastards cry:

Was eating a choclate bar that had been in the fridge earlier and while eating it i hear a rather loud crunch ed:. Feels as though something ha come loose somehow:(.

Havn't been to the dentist in years ffs. Last time i went it was for an extraction and thats when i waws first introduced to mr needle filled with novocaine. Needles to say i almost flipped when i got the injection, id never had it before and the sensation was weird, it was like the top of my mouth either wasn't there or had become solid like stone. cry:

Going to make the appointment tomorrow :( Needless to say im not exactly thrilled about the thoughts of going. hake: I think ive a dentist phobia :/

I pull my teeth out with a pair of pliers that way it saves a trip to the dentist.

Zoner 10-03-2002 06:58 AM

I'm having 3 wisdom teeth (impacted ones at that) removed in December.

Oh happy day. Merry Xmas to me.


Zone

10-03-2002 12:44 PM

dont forget the pain pills.lol

Captain Bunny 10-03-2002 05:51 PM

Ive never had a filling, or anything done to me at the dentist other than a polish. I hardly ever used to brush when i was a kid, and my sisters did every morning and night, and they have had fillings almost every trip to the dentist. i brush now, but not for the sake of wanting to help my still perfect teeth, its mainly because of icky morning breath.
Im certain that toothpaste manufacturers and dentists work together. The toothpaster makers put something into toothpaste that rots teeth and gums - that makes you go to the dentist - who tells you to brush your teeth. and so the nasty conspiracy of toothpaste and dentists lives on, while they make a fortune out of everyone.

As for the dentist spider - i think if such a thing were around it would have been captured and put through tests by the government and some a story will be released to the media about a water problem causing hillusinations of giant spider men.


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