The funniest kill
 

i was in stalingrad on the nazi side when a friend of mine came up to the place where the board bridges the two houses, and i was in the corner with a sniper rifle and a allied soldier ran through the door at the other end and was strafing like mad and my friend was empting clips on this man but missing fire2: this blokey hides around the corner (ive still got the scope on ) at that moment a other soldier comes through the door (the same 1) and i shoot at him but the other man leans at the same moment and BANG sniped in the head lol i logged off after that crying with laughter u had to be therer to c it

hmmm my best/funniest kill in stalingrad a guy jump from a window and i hit in midair with my sniper rifle evil: Idk how i did cuz i've never hit another guy in midair since

best kill i ever had was on v2... i jumped down the ladder and i landed on the guy coming up the ladder... i couldnt shoot directly down so i had to jump to the bottom and kill him by shooting up...it was hilarious!!!

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uts not really funny but you go up to ppl with rockets and then start firing into them- and then when they try to kill you the kill themselves too.

Mine was on the hunt, sniping in the sniper house. And you know that path to the right of you next to the house wll i lobbed a nade sky high over the wall and it exploded as soon as it hit the ground, BOOm, 5 dead lol.

I remember when my friend got AA and we used to play on servers together. Since we were good friends, we'd play 1 on 1 and practice with each other. During these games, we'd often engage in lengthy conversations about stuff while fighting each other...

One time he got lost in the converation so much that I managed to creep up behind him and wait. We continued the convo for a solid 5 mins. When we reached a break, I said, haha thats great man, now turn around. I'll never forget how he slowly turned around and I sniped him in the face...

lol

fire1: not very many funyy kills in mohaa except chasing around a n00b who had a bar rifle or m1. with my pistol. Everyone in spectator mode luaghed so hard of rw. We went in circles me chasing him him shoootingin all directions. good times.

As for spearhead........... Just holding a nade in my hand and running into the americans with a japanese type style of kamikaze.

I shot a rocket onto the church roof at Destroyed Village since the whole entire team was on their. 1 rocket took them all down biggrin:

Yeah .//Hack Sign Rules!

Me & my friend Jamie play FFAs on and off for fun, well, at the map glitch house in Destroyed Village, a guy was camping.

Me and Jamie use custom skins we made, with pics of each of us on them, so we can identify each other.

He was about to pick me off, and on TeamSpeak he said theres a guy up there, lets go get him, so we shuffle around, and get up there, and start waling on the guy.

Then we realized that it was sniper only, and the pistol had no effect on him, then we changed to sniper and were about to pop him, when two bullets came in, one from another camper, and one from a guy at the tank.

The campers' bullet went through my spine and annihilated me, while the sniper at the tank's bullet went through Jamie's skull.

Our bodies fell surrounding the guy we went to bash, me and Jamie laugh about that to date.

oOo:

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[quote=".PsychoMerc.":cba53]Me & my friend Jamie play FFAs on and off for fun, well, at the map glitch house in Destroyed Village, a guy was camping.

Me and Jamie use custom skins we made, with pics of each of us on them, so we can identify each other.

He was about to pick me off, and on TeamSpeak he said theres a guy up there, lets go get him, so we shuffle around, and get up there, and start waling on the guy.

Then we realized that it was sniper only, and the pistol had no effect on him, then we changed to sniper and were about to pop him, when two bullets came in, one from another camper, and one from a guy at the tank.

The campers' bullet went through my spine and annihilated me, while the sniper at the tank's bullet went through Jamie's skull.

Our bodies fell surrounding the guy we went to bash, me and Jamie laugh about that to date.

oOo:[/quote:cba53]


sorry i hate bad english...LMAO JUST KIDDING WITH YOU,, its My friend and I..... k? lol jk with ya..... i remember in stalingrad where the mg42 is, i was hiding in that corner once when i was a noob, this one guy was covering me as I was firing down at the ground at like 3 enemies"I was an allie" So, I kept on shooting and shooting my m1 garand , i was down to like 30 rounds, and i finally noticed i had grenades left, all 6 of them , LMAO i threw them all and i got actually 5 because the other two enemies were down there as well, LMAO.....I still nade spam today,so if you see Eshelmen as a name that would be me ok?

Aka_Eshelmen

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notice I had a few mistakes in spelling there to...Sorry...


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my funniest
 

mine was in stalingrad when i killed a piece of cheese

I got 2.

1.I was in stalingrad on the in the house all the way up, on the axis side sniping people And im only at 2 health. And i see a guy at the MG42 i put my scope on him, just before pulling the trigger i hear someone shooting from behind me, so i disable scope jump out, shoot the guy on the MG42 quickly turn around where i was and see the guy with a smg shooting at me and I cap him too. I laughed for so long, cuz right when i turned around ai fired and he Yelled aimbot it was funny.

2. I was on teamspeak with some of my friends in a Obj TDM on Axis. It was just the four of us and we were sticking together and we see this guy walking down the street so i screamed in my mic Hide on opposite sides of the guy. There was a person in front of him, to the right, left, and behind him all out of views. I told them to get the pistols out. "1,2, 3!" i said we jumped out and just annilahted this guy. (u hear a roar of laughter from all the people on my teamspeak. That was funny,

V2 rocket i planted the bomb 5 axis start shooting at me i jumped into the vents next thing BOOM! all of them dead.^_^

but u didnt kill them..

But it killed them ed: ed:

*title of thread* funniest kill you have made. notice he didnt kill them, the rocket did.

Well Maximus is a new guy on our team, he shouldnt have changed to the axis, so I brought him the good news on V2, the whack to his head sorted him out, maybe not my best kill but it still amuses me :)

http://www.westmount.co.uk/images/maximus.jpg

I was on destroyed Village and their was this axis player trying to land shark wat i did was i thru a grenade at him and it somehow got stuck to him like 5 seconds later i herd an explosion and i killed like 6 people already. biggrin:

biggrin: Evilest kills I ever made: Playing Stalingrad in low grav. I'm hiding in the destroyed building, in the second level. 3 guys jump out to get to the other roof (I know at least 1 person knows what I'm talking about) So I snipe the first one to jump off bigzooka: Then the second 1 is like "Holy Sh*t" bigzooka: There goes his head and the third one is saying "Mommy!" bigzooka: Bye Bye.

I was roflmaopmp. I had to log off because i was getting killed for just sitting around doing nothing while i was laughing.

k.

[quote="Dragoon Hurricane":a0750]lets see... i was in the destroyed village sniping from the bell tower. i hear a gun shot from blow and i look down the latter andi see an alli comming up (and yes im the axis) im like oh SH*T and i jump out. on the way downi see another sniper. he shoots at me and misses. i shoot him back when on the ground ans get a 1 hit kill biggrin and i go back up the tower and look down on the sniper crouching i pull out me .45 and bitch slap him 2 time almost killing him the i pull out my grenade and kill us both when i respawn i go back to the tower and his body was on the groud bleow the tower (and i know its was him caut it was a 1v1) biggrin:

swordfight: bigzooka:[/quote:a0750]

Too bad u made that up......According to this there are 3 people.... definately not a 1v1.... retard. cool:

My best kill was definately recently on v2, i was laughing my ass of for a while. Anyway like 3 allies (i was an allie too) were going up the ladder next to the truck (me 2) and an axis guy jumps on top of us shooting with stg (realism) and he kills the 3 guys above and hegets them ez headshots, he gets my shoulders (i think) and the allies' health comes down on me and im at full. (i was using sniper) i whip out my pistol and BAM BAM WHACK! hes dead... it was nice!

I have a couple other ones too. On SF i was behind the boxes next to the little tunnell thing. A n00b with a shottie comes up and Boom first shot misses, i throw a nade behind me and jump the boxes, the nade goes off too soon and he goes around, flabbergasted... he was sitting there and i whipped him to death.

Another time, i jumped on top of the boxes and 3 allies come around and hide behind the boxes, i watch for about 15 seconds and decide what the hell, i whip out a nade and throw one on top of em, i jump down and whip one twice, they all turn around and shoo, i duck, and the nade goes off. Pretty fun.

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEr time, i was in between all of the boxes, a good sniping spot, an allied guy comes around, and sits there, i hear him and turn around, i get back a little and WHAM shot in the face. Pretty sw33t biggrin:

-Happy Killings-

I was at Algiers and then a guy named max tryed to jump over a wall were the box's are stacked up. right when he was about to jump over the wall i shot him with a shootie and and he fliped 3 times on the way over the wall
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I was on the first mission and u know were the germans are playing card all siting down
well i sneeked up on the officer and shot him in the head and shot the other 2 people in the chest the oficers head was in the coffee next to the wine bottel and the othe to were in the chairs with there chairs back werreds and i look like they were passed out drunk. oOo: fire1: M16:

Funniest kill?

on a custom map me and my friend where laning together blocking the only 3 exits out of a room, nadeing another player non stop. i would throw one and he'd run to my friend and when my friend threw one hed run to me. this went on for about 5 times. so finally the guy saw the 3rd exit in the middle of the room which was a ladder leading down, as he jumped down he blew up from one of out nades that must have rolled off the edge and droped to the bottom. we didnt see him running anymore so my friend and i get all excited running in with our tommy blazing at nothing and WHAM... bolth of us are dead. turns out the guy had a nade in his hand when he died and managed to throw it up the ladder and explode 3 gas barrels killing us two.

had to be there. funnt shit

omfg i hate typos/no edit buttions

funny moment
 

i was in stalingrad searching rooms when i came upon a sniper by the window, before i could aim at him, a buddy of his was in the closet behind him. when i dropped him, the sniper turned around and i opened up on him with my mp40. at the same time, he gave me a shot that left both of us dead.

I have a few kills which is.. maybe not such funny, but they are..


Anyway, I was playing Remagen, and the frontline was under the clocktower or whatever it is, you know with the wagon?

Well, Everybody threw smokegrenades, and you bet it was LAGGY! The whole entire frontline (tunnel) was covered with green and red smoke, and nobydy (not even the enemy wanted to step inside the "smoketunnel",

So everybody just kept shooting through the smoke. The smoke never disappered, and jesus christ, it was pretty funny, because sometimes people just died by a shot in the head or something. You did never know when somebody shot you, it was all about LUCK, I had the springfield and gave som guys extra holes in the head.. Just look at these pictures..


Inside tunnel, real scary: [img]http://equinox.homelinux.net/public/uplfolders/upload4/clp37.jpg[/img]


The commom wiew
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my funniest kill was in flaghafen (mohaa: spearhead) in Tug-of-War and i was heading through the tunnels to pop up in the allies spawning point. as i was climbing the ladder i looked up and there was an ally who had jumped down on top of me just as i was climbing theladder. For sum stupid reason, i went back down the ladder and he dropped back into the tunnel and killed me. Well, when i respawned, i immediatly headed to the ladder that lead to the tunnels. When i dropped down, i suddenly stopped before i had hit the bottom. looking down, i saw the same guy who had killed me as i was climbing the ladder leading to his spawning point. Without hesitating, i killed him, just as he had don to me.

Southern France, Allied guys jumps off balcony just before he hits the gound I nailed him dead on with a zook. Blew right back up onto the balcony. biggrin:

I jumped out of a window at Stalingrad and bashed a guy to death before I hit the ground, and died.

I jumped out of a window at Stalingrad and bashed a guy to death before I hit the ground, and died.

I jumped out of a window at Stalingrad and bashed a guy to death before I cratered.

alright I have no funny kills for moh but i do know on that has nothing to do with moh but on xbox the game mech assualt online my friend was playing and he was geting killed by an explorer a robot like 1/10 the size of his robot what ever it was but the exploer is alomost embarsing to get killed by so he was like ah shit so he kicked this car on the gorund and it hit the exploer and it exploeded and killed it.