hmmm i should make that my new nickname...ehm...ner mind.

Sadly has any one noticed this is like turning some kind of advice fourm where people explain there problems and fealings

[quote="White Rabbit":1ec5d]offer her a soda spiked with vicoden, then have your way with her, see who has the last word now[/quote:1ec5d]


I just had vicoden when I got my wisdom teeth removed. All it would do is make her aches go away, possibly a little sleepy. Id have to suggest something a tad stronger.

hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..

first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright

and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here ..

then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here....

remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions

Flagg

[quote="Pvt Flagg":37126]hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..

first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright

and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here ..

then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here....

remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions

Flagg[/quote:37126]

You took people seriously? How sad.

[quote="Pvt Flagg":e74a1]hmmm the advice in this thread ranges from the stupid to the doun right illeagal ..

first asking for advice about a chick in a game forum ..not bright

and if he REALLY does have enugh issues to do a post about his personal life here in this forum ..then he might just take some of the advice posted here ..

then when hes sitting in jail explaining why he did this stupid shit and he says "i got the advice from aa.com" and the fcc comes kickin doun the door to see why shit like that goes on here....

remember this is teh inet ..aneyone and everyone can read this advice ..make sure you want to take responseability for your actions

Flagg[/quote:e74a1]

english like that from an american? hake:

Kev0, you may have feelings for her but she is no fuckin good, she's the lowest of the low, what a h0e, you gotta g0....get urself a new girl. sorry about it and all but nothing in life is worth killing yourself over, give it a few weeks and you'll be glad you aren't with her anymore. Generally you forget about girls like her, then next you hear of them they're working the streets, on mIRC or gettin slapped around by some wife beater wishing they'd not chosen the path of pure lust and disloyalty.

Move on mate, you're much l3373r than that dishonest traitor biATCH

Oh, jeez, you have a lot to learn, lad. Only way to learn it is the hard way and you're going about that right now.

If there's one thing in life that you need to know it's this:

No one woman is worth killing yourself over. Ever.

Fuck me, they ain't even worth losing sleep over, when all's said and done.

Unless you've been with her for at least a year and you're at least 21 years of age then forget trying to win back any girl that you're "in love" with.

And that's not even accounting for the fact that this girl you want was getting off with another boy, wants to be with another boy, and doesn't want to be with you.

There is no advice any man could give you to win her back. No man would want you to win her back.

You'd be a class A loser if you tried (trust me, been there, done that).

Having said that I know it can be hard when all these hormones are ripping through you. Try your best to remember that: The only reason you feel the way you do right now is hormones. It ain't love, matey, TRUST ME.

Find something to do. Go out with your friends. Keep yourself occupied and forget the girl. That's all she is - A girl. All she wants is to mess about. She doesn't want love and when she does find it she'll discard it the moment she gets bored of it.

The reason for this?

She's not matured.

Don't expect anything from a girl until she's at least 18 years old. Even then, there's no guarantee that she'll not be immature.

Have fun. That's my advice.

i neaver took aneyone seriously ..first thing i said was if hes posting hear asking advice..hes full of shit ...but if HE is seriously sick enugh to do a post here about his chick ..then hes sick enugh to falow through with some of the advice given

flagg

stop gravedigging.

My suggestion
 

Go on riki lake or even better jerry springer so u get beat the fuck up on tv so we all can watch. btw if your stupid enuff to post that kinda shit on a totally unrelated forum then you deserve all you get.

Asking for advice here truely shows that you need professional assistance. I suggest getting it quickly!

well...
 

Well good sir, there is one solution. Challenge the dishonorable bastard who she was with to a duel. Do not commit suicide though.

a bad suggestion
 

I heard someone suggest to hit the girl, that is dishonorable. Do not do such a terrible thing. Uphold you honor!

dude, just move on... you know, forget her, and him, and think of numbah 1, thats you (me to me tho!) you dont need that, and remember suicide does not help, lots of bad shit happens to people everyday, just be glad that this is the worst thing that happened to you this day, in a couple of years you'll refer to her as whats-her-face and laugh, and sounds like you'll bump into that guy in a few years, he'll be all "dude she cheated on me too!!!" and then you can sip beers and laugh that this kinda thing ever bothered you! trust me!

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":499d7]stop gravedigging.[/quote:499d7]

ok ..moma has it right ..yeah there is about a 90% hes full of shit ..but there is the 10% chace hes serious ..if so seek help now dude ..

and do not take the crap advice here seriously ..you will land your ass in jail ..and the dumb asses who give that advice nead to realise ..that if he does go out and rape this chick and kill the dude ..then they will end up neck deep in shit when he says "well this dude posted this advice here and i just listened to it"

yeah sure its just words on the screen ..thats what the pedotrash says when thay are geting locked up for stalking a 14yr old girl on the inet ..

people nead to face fact ..reality is that hes proly just doing a post cause hes bored and wants attention ...but there is alwase the chance that hes serious ..in that case ..do you want to explain to the cops that you gave the advice that got some chick raped or killed...

remember ..these days all inet trafic in monitored by the department of homeland defence ..so if your willing to take the wrap ..then post the crap ..

personaly i like not being in jail ..

so dude ..for what its worth ..if your just posting to get attention ..then dont be a waste of cyberspace ..and if your serious ..then find help man ..dont post in here ..

and for all of you that wana tell some sick kid to rape his ex gf or her mother or kill her or her boyfriend ..then remember ..there is a cell with your name on it ..and your room mate named bubba will love yah ..

Flagg

Re: a bad suggestion
 

whatever happened to equality of women? i wouldn't hesitate to kill someone if needed, man woman or sclass.

Well Sir!
 

Well, Strik0r, my good sir,
1. Your get down on your knees etc. is awful.
2. The suggestion to hit a lady is disgusting.
You sir, are not a gentlemen, you are a disgrace, and quite frankly, your snide comments offend me. I would never hurt a lady!

Re: Well Sir!
 

STFU BEFORE I BEHEAD YOU PRINCE CHARLES! THis has got to be a joke name, no one else could be this stupidly obsessed with chivalry. Mods... check the ips!

Jesus still loves you

jesus dosent love me ..but he likes me as a friend...