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Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 06:42 PM

Heh I accidently stole a coke from the store the other day.

02-20-2004 06:43 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":74e94]sure[/quote:74e94]

im serious

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 06:45 PM

Can you be serious at this place?

Fireal 02-20-2004 06:58 PM

[quote=Acideyez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":d1862
sure

im serious[/quote:d1862]

Shut up, n00b.

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 06:59 PM

AM, you tell to many people to shut up. What is your deal?

SoLiDUS 02-20-2004 07:30 PM

Duke, did you ever get caught handling your tool?

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 07:32 PM

You mean like a hammer or wrench? oOo:

ErichHartmann 02-20-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
i was trying to do the worm( its a dance move ) on my bed and my mom walked in..and it looked like i was humpin

LOL!

SoLiDUS 02-20-2004 07:34 PM

Your sin stick... biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 07:36 PM

[quote:9809b]Your sin stick... [/quote:9809b]


Is this a poliece wepon? Like a stun gun?

SoLiDUS 02-20-2004 07:37 PM

Your penis. Stop avoiding the question and admit to sinning so I can banish
you to the lowest depth of Hell!

hellfire:

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 07:38 PM

[quote:5a4e3]Your penis. Stop avoiding the question and admit to sinning so I can banish
you to the lowest depth of Hell! [/quote:5a4e3]

Nope, since I don't jack-off I don't get caught.

SoLiDUS 02-20-2004 07:40 PM

You lie! Why you lie to Lee Muh Bay!!? biggrin:

Cpt. Obvious 02-20-2004 07:48 PM

You wank it, spank it, then crank it. Dont lie

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 07:51 PM

I am not going to say I never did, but jacking off is for people who have no life, much like porn. I try to hold my self on a little higher level. You want ever catch me doing it, becuase I'll never do it.

Cpt. Obvious 02-20-2004 07:53 PM

so you are saying you are better than us?

Fireal 02-20-2004 07:55 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":cc2a5]so you are saying you are better than us?[/quote:cc2a5]


He is better than you.

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 08:02 PM

No I am no better, just try to hold my self to higher standards than jacking off. :)

guarnere 02-20-2004 08:07 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":cc855]No I am no better, just try to hold my self to higher standards than jacking off. :)[/quote:cc855]

Aka -- Cleaning it until it goes off...

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-20-2004 09:42 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":3a2bc]No I am no better, just try to hold my self to higher standards than jacking off. :)[/quote:3a2bc]

LMAO ya right, if thats a standard then I'm going to hell.

I'll see ya down there

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 10:09 PM

Don't know, but thats just my opinion. :)

Old Reliable 02-20-2004 10:28 PM

your penis is full of dead sperm oOo:

Himmler 02-20-2004 10:29 PM

i remember someone posting here a long time ago that he would go sniff his sisters underwear or something then someone found who it was (found out his phone number) and called his parents and told them what he does. He was so pissed and he said his life was runied. Anyone else remember that?

About me..no ive never been caught with anything sexual.
Ive been caught drinking/stealing and some other shit

elitecloud 02-20-2004 10:34 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":1ca0e]your penis is full of dead sperm oOo:[/quote:1ca0e]

oOo: lmfao oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-20-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
i remember someone posting here a long time ago that he would go sniff his sisters underwear or something then someone found who it was (found out his phone number) and called his parents and told them what he does. He was so pissed and he said his life was runied. Anyone else remember that?

About me..no ive never been caught with anything sexual.
Ive been caught drinking/stealing and some other shit

I have never stolen anything, I do drink but it's legal, wtf about the underwear??????? oOo: oOo: oOo: Is there a link to that?

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 10:57 PM

[quote:def59]i remember someone posting here a long time ago that he would go sniff his sisters underwear or something then someone found who it was (found out his phone number) and called his parents and told them what he does. He was so pissed and he said his life was runied. Anyone else remember that?

About me..no ive never been caught with anything sexual.
Ive been caught drinking/stealing and some other shit[/quote:def59]

That is just sick!

SoLiDUS 02-20-2004 11:29 PM

I've done so many bad things... shit, if there's a Hell, I'm SO going to it.
Fraud, simple theft under 5k$, simple theft over 5k$, DRUG USAGE, etc ;-)

Fireal 02-21-2004 01:09 AM

I am Blaque.

Himmler 02-21-2004 09:36 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":fd6c5]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
i remember someone posting here a long time ago that he would go sniff his sisters underwear or something then someone found who it was (found out his phone number) and called his parents and told them what he does. He was so pissed and he said his life was runied. Anyone else remember that?

About me..no ive never been caught with anything sexual.
Ive been caught drinking/stealing and some other shit

I have never stolen anything, I do drink but it's legal, wtf about the underwear??????? oOo: oOo: oOo: Is there a link to that?[/quote:fd6c5]

ill try to find it, it was like a year ago so dont hold your breath

Duke_of_Ray 02-21-2004 11:19 AM

Don't worry you do not have to find that!


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