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Bucknub 11-18-2004 03:38 PM

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

bukdez 11-18-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

thats awesome... so if you could make a mucus suit, you could swim in acid...

Mr.Buttocks 11-18-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20


any one have the movie to prove this?

I'll watch it later tonight and report back. rock:

bukdez 11-18-2004 04:24 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":171e7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20


any one have the movie to prove this?

I'll watch it later tonight and report back. rock:[/quote:171e7]

all the stopped clocks/watches in my house are...

Sirus 11-18-2004 04:27 PM

rock:

Pyro 11-18-2004 06:42 PM

Fact: Chris Armstrong is a emo bitch.

JBird 11-18-2004 07:45 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed72a]"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.[/quote:ed72a]

only ace would come up with a fact of this nature rock:

Himmler 11-18-2004 07:55 PM

Fact: The Bataan death march was WWII's greatest war crime.

Jin-Roh 11-18-2004 07:58 PM

My dad makes $4,000,000,000 to $6,000,000,000 a year. annoy:

Apocalypse | NoW 11-18-2004 08:09 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":f62d8]My dad makes $4,000,000,000 to $6,000,000,000 a year. annoy:[/quote:f62d8]


HAHAHAHAHA

Merlin122 11-18-2004 08:13 PM

Fact: Nudity is the cheapest form of comedy

Eight Ace 11-18-2004 08:32 PM

A billy goat will overpower an average male adult 75 to 85% of the time.

tomxtr 11-18-2004 08:42 PM

Fact: My company would be pissed to know that I spend >1 billable hour daily reading the crap in this forum. rock:

Akuma 11-18-2004 08:48 PM

Only an hour? I usually put in 4+ on this and someother forums at work.

Tripper 11-18-2004 11:29 PM

I am sperm

Judas 11-18-2004 11:38 PM

you are all gaymos

Tripper 11-18-2004 11:40 PM

Fact: stfu is related to jesu and judas

Coleman 11-18-2004 11:44 PM

Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.

Coleman 11-18-2004 11:54 PM

If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there.

Jin-Roh 11-18-2004 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.

What part of France?

Coleman 11-19-2004 12:12 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":0f1f2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.

What part of France?[/quote:0f1f2]don't ask questions...take it for what it is biggrin:


Fattest newspaper ever printed: New York Times, October 17, 1965 at 946 pages. It weighed 7 ½ lbs.

Eight Ace 11-19-2004 03:23 AM

The chances of some totally fucked up and freaked out shit
happening in Romania are 73% higher than anywhere else on earth.

Chappy 11-19-2004 07:07 AM

the only mosquitos that bite are the females

Sgt>Stackem 11-19-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.


figures

Zoner 11-19-2004 08:02 AM

Friday the 13th fact:

Friday the 13th Pt.8: Jason Takes Manhattan: In the diner, the cook Jason throws into the mirror is Ken Kirzinger, who would go on to play Jason in Freddy Vs. Jason.

tomxtr 11-19-2004 08:26 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":6b2e4]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.


figures[/quote:6b2e4] happy:

Chappy 11-19-2004 10:41 AM

in the how the hell did they learn this department: a pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes

bukdez 11-19-2004 10:45 AM

Of India's 650 million people, almost 520 million spend less than $7 a month...

Nyck 11-19-2004 10:54 AM

More monopoly money is produced world wide each year than all of the worlds actual money combined

Mr.Buttocks 11-19-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.

Stop looking up my skirt Coleman! eek:

Coleman 11-19-2004 03:25 PM

Universities in Michigan offer the course, "How to be gay 101"

Eight Ace 11-19-2004 04:53 PM

Only one third of females are able to queef.

Bleuachdu 11-19-2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Universities in Michigan offer the course, "How to be gay 101"

damn straight spank:

WidowMaker555 11-19-2004 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Universities in Michigan offer the course, "How to be gay 101"

damn straight spank:

How to be gay 101...
thats fucked up

imported_Grim_Reaper 11-19-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Universities in Michigan offer the course, "How to be gay 101"

damn straight spank:

How to be gay 101...
thats fucked up the butt

so true

Eight Ace 11-20-2004 05:23 AM

It is impossible for the human male to break wind whilst sharing the
same quilt/bedclothes as a female.....Dutch ovens notwithstanding.

Swill 11-20-2004 05:28 AM

Fact : Gerv`s Computer is 1337 biggrin:

Tea is the second most popular beverage in the world


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