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NexusRevived 01-01-2005 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

Is it the one by Max Brooks?

Scalping Chief 01-01-2005 02:10 AM
an anti zombie pill to make me invicible to all zombie kind

CoMaToSe 01-01-2005 02:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NexusRevived
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

Is it the one by Max Brooks?
aye

Mr.Buttocks 01-01-2005 03:04 AM
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:

Eight Ace 01-01-2005 06:44 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8c37a]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:8c37a]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/omfg1.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-01-2005 07:58 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":6b97d][quote="Mr.Buttocks":6b97d]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:6b97d]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/omfg1.jpg[/img][/quote:6b97d][img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/164746867841d085d4a8bdf.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe 01-01-2005 10:18 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":14279]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:14279]
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.

HeadUp 01-01-2005 11:32 AM
kar98
bottle of grey goose
cannibal corpe playing from a bf:v helicopter being flown by a zombie who is on my side

rock:

Mr.Buttocks 01-01-2005 11:44 AM
[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":d54c5
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:d54c5]


I hope you have a terrible 2005.

Duke_of_Ray 01-01-2005 12:13 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6593b][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":6593b
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:6593b]


I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:6593b]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?


P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005!

CoMaToSe 01-01-2005 02:34 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fb695][quote="Mr.Buttocks":fb695][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":fb695
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:fb695]


I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:fb695]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?


P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005![/quote:fb695]

We dont have a mailman, its some stoopid german kid with a rusty ass bike who gives all our mail to our vietnamese neighbor, gives us our Vermieter (landlords) mail and keeps all the checks he delivers

Eight Ace 01-01-2005 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
...a bf:v helicopter being flown by a zombie who is on my side
biggrin: ...nice touch!

lasagna 01-01-2005 06:25 PM
A CROWBAR!!! rock:

or.............





















































one of these
[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/yugo-bn.jpg[/img]

Tystnad 01-01-2005 06:58 PM
Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]

Light sword with good flexibility:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-4274L1.jpg[/img]

A pair of Kamas:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-2430L.jpg[/img]

Jack-fuckin-hammer:
[img]http://stormy-night.org/weapons/weapons49.gif[/img]

RT-20, jus for the heck of it (Aint no sissy .50, its a 20x110mm):
[img]http://naoruzanje.paracin.co.yu/rt20-2.jpg[/img]

Two MP5K's:
[img]http://misapapa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collection/mp5k/mp5k_03.jpg[/img]

A backpack full of AN-M14 TH3 Incendiary Grenades, a bag full of ammo and Id be tucked down on a rooftop with my Trangiaburner, tons of canned food and water.

Duke_of_Ray 01-01-2005 10:05 PM
[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2d937][quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d937]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":2d937
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.

I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:2d937]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?


P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005![/quote:2d937]

We dont have a mailman, its some stoopid german kid with a rusty ass bike who gives all our mail to our vietnamese neighbor, gives us our Vermieter (landlords) mail and keeps all the checks he delivers[/quote:2d937]

Does he eat schnitzel while doing this?

Coleman 01-01-2005 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tystnad
Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]

Light sword with good flexibility:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-4274L1.jpg[/img]

A pair of Kamas:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-2430L.jpg[/img]

Jack-fuckin-hammer:
[img]http://stormy-night.org/weapons/weapons49.gif[/img]

RT-20, jus for the heck of it (Aint no sissy .50, its a 20x110mm):
[img]http://naoruzanje.paracin.co.yu/rt20-2.jpg[/img]

Two MP5K's:
[img]http://misapapa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collection/mp5k/mp5k_03.jpg[/img]

A backpack full of AN-M14 TH3 Incendiary Grenades, a bag full of ammo and Id be tucked down on a rooftop with my Trangiaburner, tons of canned food and water.
you sure do know about your weapons! happy:

Nyck 01-01-2005 11:44 PM
[img]http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/200/T1008P.jpg[/img]

or


[img]http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/SE/SE0/0281_20.JPG[/img]

Eight Ace 01-02-2005 12:05 AM
^^ you could attack with the second one, whilst having the first one hidden up your arse in reserve.

TonyMontana 01-02-2005 12:40 AM
eight ace i think im in love with you

Scorched Earth 01-02-2005 01:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tystnad
Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]
amen...i'd probably grab those for close combat....and either a polearm like a halberd or something similar or a type of mace or morning star.....gotta stick w/ the steel weapons....guns run out of ammo yet metal weapons only get dull...dont forget a spare poignard or cutlass for emergencies

Madmartagen 01-02-2005 01:37 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":29cff]^^ you could attack with the second one, whilst having the first one hidden up your arse in reserve.[/quote:29cff]omg lmao!

Anita_Man 01-02-2005 02:13 AM
I would want a chain saw for my right hand and a shot gun in my left.


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