[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a5c65]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..[/quote:a5c65] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a5a91][quote="Yosef Stalin":a5a91]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:a5a91]

who are you sir?[/quote:a5a91]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.

[quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b6dbf][quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:b6dbf]

who are you sir?[/quote:b6dbf]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:b6dbf]

ok.....

well he asked. calmdown:

[quote=gtboys34] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first[/quote:f802c]

You actually fell into a toilet? What are you? A fuckin' baby?

well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Well, yeah, seeing as the seats are made for grown men to sit on....I still don't understand how you got your ass through the hole in the seat....

the seats actually could have still been up.

Yeah, you might wanna mention that when you post about hovering over a toilet....Because you generally do that when you're taking a shit, and you generally take a shit with the seat DOWN....

oOo:

[img]http://fusionanomaly.net/trainspottingtoilet.jpg[/img]

i voted for afrodj13.

i want my legs to be pekkers toilet seat

[quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b][quote="Duke_of_Ray":64a0b][quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:64a0b]

who are you sir?[/quote:64a0b]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:64a0b]

+1 For being cool.

..if you were to go ahead with that, you could also spray off any excess shit
from around his nether-regions by using your cock as a type of improvised bidet
....you’d have to get Pekker to lean forward a bit after he’d snapped off though.

I had to take a shit on the schools toilets today. I lined it with toilet paper....

In our girls bathroom at school, some of the grils were throwing crap all over the bathroom. It was messed up, literally. oOo:

they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

7-8 Pages, talking about shitting in public. Fucking brilliant.

I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not quite sure if i should happy: or annoy: but i do know I should oOo:

I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.

[quote="Jin-Roh":8ce6c]I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.[/quote:8ce6c]

<|aM|tonymontana> lick my anus

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

oOo:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e6796] oOo:[/quote:e6796]

did you tell the guy taht eats cow shit that a furtrader is after him?

[quote=Maplegyver]did you tell the guy taht eats cow shit that a furtrader is after him?[/quote:fceba]

Oh yea. Hey give somebody his number at school. Somebody will call him! May I PM it to you?