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gtboys34 02-14-2005 06:44 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a5c65]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..[/quote:a5c65] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first

Yosef Stalin 02-14-2005 06:49 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a5a91][quote="Yosef Stalin":a5a91]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:a5a91]

who are you sir?[/quote:a5a91]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.

lasagna 02-14-2005 06:53 PM

[quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b6dbf][quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:b6dbf]

who are you sir?[/quote:b6dbf]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:b6dbf]

ok.....

Yosef Stalin 02-14-2005 06:56 PM

well he asked. calmdown:

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:03 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":f802c]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..

last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first[/quote:f802c]

You actually fell into a toilet? What are you? A fuckin' baby?

gtboys34 02-14-2005 07:08 PM

well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Well, yeah, seeing as the seats are made for grown men to sit on....I still don't understand how you got your ass through the hole in the seat....

gtboys34 02-14-2005 07:14 PM

the seats actually could have still been up.

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
the seats actually could have still been up.

Yeah, you might wanna mention that when you post about hovering over a toilet....Because you generally do that when you're taking a shit, and you generally take a shit with the seat DOWN....

oOo:

Bleuachdu 02-14-2005 07:27 PM

[img]http://fusionanomaly.net/trainspottingtoilet.jpg[/img]

Pekkers 02-14-2005 07:59 PM

i voted for afrodj13.

lasagna 02-14-2005 08:08 PM

i want my legs to be pekkers toilet seat

Duke_of_Ray 02-14-2005 09:53 PM

[quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b][quote="Duke_of_Ray":64a0b][quote="Yosef Stalin":64a0b]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:64a0b]

who are you sir?[/quote:64a0b]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:64a0b]

+1 For being cool.

Eight Ace 02-14-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
i want my legs to be pekkers toilet seat

..if you were to go ahead with that, you could also spray off any excess shit
from around his nether-regions by using your cock as a type of improvised bidet
....you’d have to get Pekker to lean forward a bit after he’d snapped off though.

Forte 02-14-2005 10:24 PM

I had to take a shit on the schools toilets today. I lined it with toilet paper....

Duke_of_Ray 02-14-2005 10:28 PM

In our girls bathroom at school, some of the grils were throwing crap all over the bathroom. It was messed up, literally. oOo:

Forte 02-14-2005 11:10 PM

they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

Jin-Roh 02-14-2005 11:29 PM

7-8 Pages, talking about shitting in public. Fucking brilliant.

Forte 02-14-2005 11:41 PM

I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HeadUp 02-15-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TonyMontana 02-15-2005 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadUp
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not quite sure if i should happy: or annoy: but i do know I should oOo:

Jin-Roh 02-15-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadUp
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not quite sure if i should happy: or annoy: but i do know I should oOo:

I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.

TonyMontana 02-15-2005 12:24 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":8ce6c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadUp
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
I farted in the lunch line. I cleared out half the line...

HAHAHAHA


hey get this, one time my friends went to the bathroom at this one place around here and he saw this bum squatting over in an open stall taking a shit ON THE FLOOR, he got more people, and when they came back, they saw the bum pick the log up with his hands and put it in the toilet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not quite sure if i should happy: or annoy: but i do know I should oOo:

I hope Nixon fucks you so hard.[/quote:8ce6c]

<|aM|tonymontana> lick my anus

CoMaToSe 02-15-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

Duke_of_Ray 02-15-2005 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

oOo:

Maplegyver 02-15-2005 09:46 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e6796]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

oOo:[/quote:e6796]

did you tell the guy taht eats cow shit that a furtrader is after him?

Duke_of_Ray 02-15-2005 09:51 AM

[quote=Maplegyver]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":fceba
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
they have a tampon machine in the one at our school.....

They have tampon, condom, and cigarette machines at my school.

oOo:

did you tell the guy taht eats cow shit that a furtrader is after him?[/quote:fceba]

Oh yea. Hey give somebody his number at school. Somebody will call him! May I PM it to you?


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