I just realized I have a hole in my pocket. Im poor now.....

boobs

So did my T-1000...He just keeps repeating mental shit.

Dontcha just hate it when you squeeze out a big fart and your anus burns like only duffy's should?

No, I think that feeling is strictly for fatties who get fucked in the ass.

when i shower, i wack my carrot non stop eek:

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo. ahh

E Jack Hugh Lay Tion, the skirvy seaman spat penises on the devilcocks and satanrollers. It ended with death. Me tripe.

LIBYANS! ed:

Klavkalash... Get your Klavkalash with Crabjuice... Klavkalash

I really should go get that Kilkenny from the fridge.

I'm selling Xbox games. Boobs.

"If your volkswagen is in good condition, it'll sound a lot like our test car."

Edited for spelling correction. oOo:

i cant spell worth a damn

mi hair fell off

SUPER PENINENDO

I just watched a new jenna jameson scene and she gave a guy a blow job for a 100 bucks.../goes to ATM

Hmm. I have to pee. It's really hot here and the a/c doesn't work very well. Did you know your body is like 75% water?

old news, but my dreadlocks are still gone

this is definately the offtopic of the offtopic forum. happy:

Technichally, being offtopic in the 'Offtopic' forum is On-Topic.


freak:

it is currently raining

sunny and 60 here rock:

ps my feet are fucking cold...put on some socks

cold myself, might put on a sweater

[quote="Scalping Chief":e6e88]cold myself, might put on a sweater[/quote:e6e88]

I put on pants, socks and a shirt...SURFING IN MY UNDERBRITCHES!

ZIMBOBWAYQ!

1962 Buick Specials are..... boobs.

starcraft. boobs. burp.

The.. And the... The.. The and.. And the and... The...

See Men.

Wish You Were Here (Waters, Gilmour) 5:17

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

The Doors - The end

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

Carrol O'Connor fucked Fericjh

Tripper fucked Rosie O' Donell

Swill just sucked my dick....I didn't aim anywhere near its stinky pussy.

Ewww...

"Hitler, has only one brass ball;
Goering, has two but very small.
Himmler, is very similar;
and poor Goebbels, has no balls, at all"

Wonder if I should go get another Kilkenny.