lets see

Kindergarden: I brought a broken lighter to class, and the teacher thought i was going to start a fire or something, I couldn't understand English back then..

1st Grade: I took all of the big pencils and broke the tips on them

2nd Grade: I used up all the toilet paper in the bathroom, and this was when each classroom had its own bathroom. I also asked the teacher why I didn't get a good part in "The Wizard of Oz" and she said I would do fine as a Munchkin, so I yelled "What the HELL!" and got a lunch detention for it...

3rd Grade: I didn't do my homework, and the teacher made me put 2 checks near my name on the chalkboard (3 checks = detention), so I told her that our house blew up and she made me put another check for lying and gave me a detention. I hated that cunt so much, she always let the girls off the hook and blamed everything on the boys.

4th Grade: Me and a group of friends stayed behind in school while the rest of the class went to the park for the End of the Year picnic, and we just rummaged though everyones backpacks and crap.

5th Grade: nothing really

6th Grade: On the Players vs Teachers softball game, I line-drived the ball at my Language Arts teacher, (She was a fat blonde short woman) and he tried getting away and tripped...

7th Grade: I tried shoving a kid in the locker, but the lockers are 2x smaller than a regular locker, so the kid didn't fit, and a teacher saw me... Detention for that.

8th Grade: Got into a fight with a mexican kid who couldn't speak english. Turns out he wanted to borrow a pen or something, and I thought he was calling me names.

9th Grade: nothing really

10th Grade: nothing really

11th Grade: Shoved a freshman into a much bigger locker. He missed 2 periods before someone realized he was in the locker, and i got a 3 day suspension.

Now, for something awesome for my senior prank happy:

get some kids hair in fire

I was thinking of either

1) Setting the school on fire
2) Spraypainting a swastica in the parking lot
3) Replacing the American flag with the nazi flag
4) Replacing the American flag with the Canadian flag
5) Printing 1000 copies of fat chick porn (black and white) and posting it everywhere on the school.

Fifth Grade: I was new to the school, and I met this kid. I gave him $10 randomly, later that day I tried getting it back. Then all this wierd shit happened and somehow ended up having to make this pretty little poster about ... I have no fucking idea. He even thought it was stupid and hilarious that they made us do the poster. We had to take the poster to all our grade-classes. It's just ... uh. Another thing: It was lunch and I was running up really fast to my friend, and I kinda slowed down but ran into him. This FATASS yard-duty saw me do it and thought I did something bad and made me sit down in an area for the rest of lunch.

Seventh Grade: Wrote a poem about a shotgun in my Rogue Spear days of owning with the shotgun at 56k. Was sent to head-security, she let me off. Since I have that real convincing wat of saying, "It really doesn't mean anything."

Eighth Grade: Told my teacher at the end of class. It'd be interesting to be a billionaire. Build schools and other society-improving buildings, then destroy them. The teacher misunderstood me and thought it was a bomb threat. Sent to both the assistant princapil and head-security, once again. I was let off.

So far in Highschool, I have not been in trouble for anything. Closest thing was being told to pick up a shit load of TP on a rainy day, because this bitch wrapped it around our group, then security walks up and she runs away. To get me AND friends out of getting in trouble, I point out who it is, without any name.

All that, and I am a pretty well-behaved ... person. I have never really gotten "punished" for anything. I think I might change if I go to college, since I'm probably gonna be the target of many pranks, or not... because of my size. My teacher would tell the class to not trust anyone in college because if it's something not ordinary, it's probably a prank.

Doesn't that make you feel like shit? eek:

lighting a match in my house and getting grounded for 2 months...

[quote="Jin-Roh":3289a]Doesn't that make you feel like shit? eek:[/quote:3289a]

yeh i felt bad so i bought the kid lunch..

it wasnt a fist fight though more like an argument.

all the stupis hit ive done ive gotten away with for one reason or another, either by not getting caught BSing my way out of it, or the teaching being in on it and not giving a damn. Like making a 3 lbs firecracker, biggrin: playing with thermite and acids (thats was a fun chem class). Sending a "text" message to every computer in the entire school system, that pissed A LOT of ppl off, BSed my out of that one. made a hugh ass fire ball in chem class, caught the propane in a bucket, lifted the bucket and lit.the only one i have gotten in trouble for was beating the shit out of a kid for saying something about my mom, that was in 8th grade. got 1 detention. and theres a whole shit load of other stuff that ive done, but havent gotten in trouble for, but that would take too long

in fourth grade, some indian kid next to me drew a Swastika on his math test while saying under it that Indians were the best race. The teacher was jewish too.

I have this habit of just flicking lighters while watching tv or something, so one time a few weeks ago, i just pulled it out while talking to my mom and flicked it a couple of times... she yelled at me and wondered why i had a lighter, and fucking grounded me for month.

I also used to fuck around with the monitors, change the length and width and the bend of the screen, and change the language to japanese, so it would confuse the librarians. I got caught but told her that my comp was that way and i was trying to fix it... she bought it.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":77cd4]in fourth grade, some indian kid next to me drew a Swastika on his math test while saying under it that Indians were the best race. The teacher was jewish too.[/quote:77cd4]


that sounds familiar.

This thread should be renamed to "lies you made up to sound badass on the interweb."

fuck a duck up the butt, assgoblin.

Remember in School when it would snow out, and all the kids would run into the feild and make Giant Snow balls? Well I pushed a girl over a giant snowball and she fell over it landed on her side and the snow balled rolled over her and it broke her collar bone.

I Also kept a can of open Spam in my locker last year hidden in a binder and it rotted out and whenever i opened my locker the hallway would smell like ass for about 10 mins. Lets just say I did'nt use my locker much near the end of the year.

Suck on my jones, you fucking cocknosed, analspike.

Both of you shut your holes. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/SPANKY.gif[/img]

I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:

[quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:d8562]


Whatever, kid. sleeping:

[quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:300df]

honor or just an excuse for a small dick?

[quote=geRV][quote=Tripper] I should be allowed to defend my honor, sire. rolleyes:[/quote:0b31b]


Whatever, kid. sleeping:[/quote:0b31b]

rock:

Way to ruin a thread fuckbags. ^^^^

Worst I have ever got in trouble was last year a student teacher gave me detention for not doing my homework. She has Cerebral Paulsy or something like that and she was bow legged when she walked. Anyway I fought the teacher by going to the asst principle and ended up just getting one day instead of 3. The funny part is her name is ms. Kolozy and I shouted in class one time that her legs don't Closey. Luckily she didnt hear me.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":0f674] I shouted in class one time that her legs don't Closey. Luckily she didnt hear me.[/quote:0f674]


eek:

Deaf as well as bandy legged?

Honor.

finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:

eHonor yuo bee teh leeb!!!

VALOR

DUTY

HONOR



Can one man really make a difference?



GUESS WHAT DAT FRUM?

RETURN FROM MEDAL OF HONORSTEIN MIDDLEEAST ASSAULT

loolooooololollol. happy: happy: happy: +1

I already found the stack of them from the 70's. you really had to beat around the bush in those days...

lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"

I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...

...Guys?

Nah, both.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d47ce]I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...[/quote:d47ce]
wow.... way to reveal too much information about your old man there duffy....

Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f27cb]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:f27cb] eek:

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d9a98]
He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:d9a98]
Wait a few more years, you'll be doing that same shit to dirty whores in college.. there are some fucking kinky ass chicks out there...

[quote="Doctor Duffy":aec0c]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:aec0c]
You'll grow out of lesbian porn... It's weak shit.