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Short Hand 12-10-2005 09:54 PM
i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-10-2005 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anti
arkan eats his children
ed:

Michael 12-10-2005 10:31 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":96cd9]well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:[/quote:96cd9]yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.

Jimmy Paterson 12-11-2005 12:16 AM
as long as they let me join I will

Eight Ace 12-11-2005 12:42 AM
[quote="Short Hand":34e12]i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890[/quote:34e12]
now now....don't say it if you don't mean it.. freak:

Miscguy 12-11-2005 12:47 AM
[quote=M79]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":be33a
well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.[/quote:be33a]

Thats why he plays so much AA, gotta train up.

Michael 12-11-2005 01:30 AM
[quote=Miscguy]
Quote:
Originally Posted by M79
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":1b0fa
well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.
Thats why he plays so much AA, gotta train up.[/quote:1b0fa]lol

Himmler 12-11-2005 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
exactly. if i ever get in trouble with my dad he just takes away the modem. doesnt touch the computer.

Jin-Roh 12-11-2005 04:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
... and that's life? loney:

dr nein 12-11-2005 06:20 AM
don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army

Poseidon 12-11-2005 06:36 AM
im 19 now, At the moment im living with my sisters in my parents house. Cause my mum is in hospital, but im paying for the house's rent, food which easily costs over £70 a week.

Before when I was living with my parents, I was paying them £50 board and doing my fair share of chores around the house. Get off your lazy backside and get yourself a job. You will find that your parents will lay off your ALOT more, believe me I know. Give them some money for board and they might not ask for as many chores. Besides when you have more money you might not find yourself behind your computer quite as much.

Jimmy Paterson 12-11-2005 03:28 PM
[quote="dr nein":911d9]don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army[/quote:911d9]

fuck the army. corps is so much better.

Nyck 12-11-2005 03:31 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":af2ae][quote="dr nein":af2ae]don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army[/quote:af2ae]

fuck the army. corps is so much better.[/quote:af2ae]

you're to lazy to join any armed forces. You'll end up getting beaten by soap bars and then shooting your DI and yourself.

Jimmy Paterson 12-11-2005 04:25 PM
no...its not fully metal jacket

12-11-2005 04:53 PM
Rules for living at my house:

1) Shut up and do what you are told
2) Don't like it, pheer the belt


Granted, I haven't been hit with the belt in the longest time because I do the stuff I am told to do.

Arkan has the right idea on schooling kids, but wouldn't his wife be mad at him for stretching another woman's asshole?

Jimmy, what's so fucking hard about doing some dishes? Soap goes in, pour water, cleanse, done.

Sniper101 12-11-2005 06:05 PM
just end the missery... find a nice strong rope, go out in your yard and find a tree or something and hang yourself. or better yet just try cutting your throat, that should be interesting

Sgt. Paine 12-11-2005 06:21 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":97240]no...its not fully metal jacket[/quote:97240]
fully oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 12-11-2005 06:32 PM
I wish this thread was 'pryored'.

Stammer 12-11-2005 06:47 PM
[img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/a/0af6474010d1164669c5bcc29604b0d6.jpg[/img]

Jimmy Paterson 12-11-2005 08:40 PM
As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.

Michael 12-11-2005 08:56 PM
you're not capable of washing dishes to please your mother just a little but you're willing to join the marines to prove all of us wrong. if you were my kid i would have given you back to the pet store.

Eight Ace 12-11-2005 10:11 PM
James Patterson!!..you cease fingering that latino immediately and go tidy your room...AND I MEAN NOW MR.!!!.. mad:

Sgt. Paine 12-11-2005 10:14 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":fdaaa]As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.[/quote:fdaaa]

"oh drill sergent my ankle hurts"

"ok go to the barracks and get some rest"

Youre such a pussyfag

Eight Ace 12-12-2005 01:28 AM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":a5b18][quote="Jimmy Paterson":a5b18]As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.[/quote:a5b18]

"oh mujahadeen warrior my ankle hurts"

"ok ok go to freedom as opposed to having your head sliced off,

you big such a pussyfag"[/quote:a5b18]

beer:

Coleman 12-12-2005 01:32 AM
lol @ 7 pages

Eight Ace 12-12-2005 01:39 AM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":62ec3]As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I'll put my entire foot in my own ass.....and prove you all wrong.[/quote:62ec3]
ed: ...
















...... annoy:

Mr.Buttocks 12-12-2005 01:50 AM
Jimmy get a grip FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!¬!!!

Eight Ace 12-12-2005 02:31 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7cc7a]Jimmy get a grip FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!¬!!![/quote:7cc7a]
as if rolleyes: ,..now that Jimmys been headhunted by Spec Ops there's just no talking to him..

they saw what he was doing with Americas Army and have chosen him to be
dropped off in Tikrit wearing only a shredded-koran ghillies-style tank-top.

Jimmy Paterson 12-12-2005 05:44 PM
so I have orentation at HOBO on Wed. now at 9am.

gg

Stammer 12-12-2005 05:48 PM
Jimmy Patty

burned ed:

Doctor Duffy 12-12-2005 06:04 PM
HAHA, U BEEN BANNED.

snipes 12-12-2005 07:05 PM
[quote=Nyck][quote="Jimmy Paterson":bc9eb]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "dr nein":bc9eb
don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army
fuck the army. corps is so much better.[/quote:bc9eb]

you're to lazy to join any armed forces. You'll end up getting beaten by soap bars and then shooting your DI and yourself.[/quote:bc9eb]

ROFLL!!!

Stammer 12-12-2005 07:53 PM
[img]http://www.netwar-lanparty.com/gallery/albums/gamefixx-2003/prizewinner_mohaa.sized.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 12-12-2005 08:04 PM
that picture has every nerd imaginable, the gay one wanting to rape the boss nerd. THe extreme nerd to the right, the retarded nerd to the rear. And super nerd posters on the wall. Its also got the "im cool cause I wear a hat" nerd.

Bleuachdu 12-12-2005 08:22 PM
stfu sideburns nerd

TonyMontana 12-12-2005 08:25 PM
lmao @ mohaa

Tripper 12-12-2005 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
stfu sideburns nerd
lmao

Mr.Buttocks 12-12-2005 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer
[img]http://www.netwar-lanparty.com/gallery/albums/gamefixx-2003/prizewinner_mohaa.sized.jpg[/img]

Your face arouses me Stammer.

Nyck 12-12-2005 08:40 PM
Thats not him you n00b. Thats the

Netwar-LanParty.com gamefixx 2003 prizewinner_mohaa

Mr.Buttocks 12-12-2005 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
Thats not him you n00b. Thats the

Netwar-LanParty.com gamefixx 2003 prizewinner_mohaa

You lie.


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