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Michael 12-14-2005 07:54 PM

sooo...i'm guessing that i'm the only one that saw the movie lol

newt. 12-14-2005 08:47 PM

i saw it, she thought it was sad, i thought it was rad. cool movie. but dinosaurs crushing dudes was the ultimate. the bug scene was crazy haha i hate bugs

Mr.Buttocks 12-14-2005 08:47 PM

[quote="newt.":11abf]

i hate bugs[/quote:11abf]

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Nyck 12-14-2005 08:48 PM

[quote="newt.":2b81d]i saw it, she thought it was sad, i thought it was rad. cool movie. but dinosaurs crushing dudes was the ultimate. the bug scene was crazy haha i hate bugs[/quote:2b81d]

did you see it with a bitch?

2 tix x 9.50 = best 19 bucks ever spent

Michael 12-14-2005 08:49 PM

that scene with the mountain of brontosaur avalanche was nuts. i'm glad some of you liked the movie :) nyck, over here 1 tix = 10.50

Machette 12-14-2005 08:51 PM

Kong dies at the end right? Like the original?

newt. 12-14-2005 08:52 PM

yea i did, went earlier tho so it was 650 x2 like 14 something oOo:

geRV 12-14-2005 08:53 PM

I was gonna say now that the movies out i wonder if the porn industry will do a parody and call it "king dong". Looks like they already have oOo:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141516/

oh and

http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/dildos/ ... -2426.html

no big shocker there. hake:

Nyck 12-14-2005 08:53 PM

He goes out like Tony Montana in this one.

Hes roaring SAY ELO TO MY LIL FRIEN...as he waves his HUGE KONG DONG around taking out buildings like it was fucking Rampage on Nintendo

geRV 12-14-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Kong dies at the end right? Like the original?

No, he grabs a cement mixer truck fills it with jelly and uses it like a fleshlight, finally gets off and fucks off back to his island. The end.

Michael 12-14-2005 08:55 PM

the raptors in this movie were kinda cheap though.

Gonzo 12-14-2005 09:31 PM

holy jumping fucking shit balls. that movie was amazing. even though i knew kong was fake he looked so fucking real. and i was shocked by jack blacks proformance. i could see it topping and being the number one grossing movie of all time. and kong fucked up dem t-rexs

Michael 12-14-2005 09:52 PM

kong had his way with the rexes lol. he gets bitten on the arm. does it phase him? fuck no.

Milla 12-14-2005 10:04 PM

[quote=strvs]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":58f39
Oh god, Im writhing in pain.

-1 Pending.[/quote:58f39]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANyway fuck you guys who have seen it, i wont get a chance for atleast a week.

Michael 12-14-2005 10:13 PM

how come milla?

Milla 12-14-2005 10:27 PM

Working man, plus my girlfriend wants to see it and shes working alot.

Michael 12-14-2005 10:48 PM

that sucks. oh well, its not gonna go anywhere. definitely a movie to see with a girl also.

CoMaToSe 12-15-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
the filum if anything like the game will sucketh whatever amount of money it makes

I saw the game at Best Buy and it looked like shit. There is like a problem with the movement or some stupid shit that completely screws the game over.

I thought the spear throwing looked kinda cool

descry 12-15-2005 04:26 PM

i couldnt take jack black serious, but he did an okay performance. i thought http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/ would have been better.

Milla 12-15-2005 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coubLacka
i couldnt take jack black serious, but he did an okay performance. i thought http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/ would have been better.

ROFL i cant take him that serious after Along came Polly..because everytime i see him now i think "LET IT RAIN!" as he throws up a brick whilst playing bball.

Plus this little line here

Sandy: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben: I don't know what that means.
Sandy: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

Sandy = Phillip seymore rofl

Nyck 12-15-2005 06:55 PM

LOL....

geRV 12-18-2005 07:50 AM

Seen a dloaded version of it tonight, good movie. Only thing that bugged me is that kong seemed to have shrunk like a mofo from the original version, in this he's only 25 feet tall, in the original he was probably nearer 100 or so. annoy:

Probably did that so the t-rex's wouldn't be totally dwarfed i suppose.

c312 12-18-2005 08:19 AM

I thought it was a good movie. Kong was pretty sweet, I enjoyed the fight scenes. Kong is a beast, he kicks ass and still has time to watch the sunset.

Bean 2 12-18-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by coubLacka
i couldnt take jack black serious, but he did an okay performance. i thought http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/ would have been better.

ROFL i cant take him that serious after Along came Polly..because everytime i see him now i think "LET IT RAIN!" as he throws up a brick whilst playing bball.

Plus this little line here

Sandy: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben: I don't know what that means.
Sandy: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

Sandy = Phillip seymore rofl

that wasnt jack black milla. That guy is gonna be the new villain in the upcoming Mission Impossible movie, he was also in some other movies i cant think of.
Edit: didnt see you found out who it was.

Machette 12-18-2005 10:24 AM

Didn't enjoy it....should have seen syriana instead.

Nyck 12-18-2005 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
Didn't enjoy it....should have seen syriana instead.

or read a book. nag:

Machette 12-18-2005 10:29 AM

eek: biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-18-2005 12:53 PM

syriana blew

Jin-Roh 12-18-2005 02:38 PM

Great movie.

Milla 12-18-2005 03:39 PM

[quote="Bean 2":1899d]that wasnt jack black milla. That guy is gonna be the new villain in the upcoming Mission Impossible movie, he was also in some other movies i cant think of.
Edit: didnt see you found out who it was.[/quote:1899d]

I know that wasnt jack black bean

Pyro 12-18-2005 03:42 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4b46e]syriana blew[/quote:4b46e]

Short Hand 12-18-2005 08:29 PM

king kong was garbage.. I want my bandwidth back..

Doctor Duffy 12-18-2005 08:30 PM

I'm seeing it Mondee.

Michael 12-18-2005 09:14 PM

[quote="Short Hand":b42c4]king kong was garbage.. I want my bandwidth back..[/quote:b42c4]you watched some bootleg (probably horrible quality) version. you shouldn't compare that version to the real version.

guarnere 12-18-2005 10:31 PM

I saw it, it was fucking amazing.

Michael 12-18-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
I saw it, it was fucking amazing.

beer:

Short Hand 12-18-2005 11:09 PM

[quote=M79][quote="Short Hand":9f168]king kong was garbage.. I want my bandwidth back..[/quote]you watched some bootleg (probably horrible quality) version. you shouldn't compare that version to the real version.[/quote:9f168]

SO I am wrong, and all of the poor reviews of this pile of trash are wrong ?

[url="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Dec-14-Wed-2005/living/4777649.html"]http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/ ... 77649.html[/url]

http://www.7mpictures.com/inside/review ... review.htm

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/view.php?id=11177

http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/revie ... viewer=392

http://www.toxicuniverse.com/review.php?rid=10006026

http://www.newyorker.com/critics/cinema ... rci_cinema

http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/re ... 069246.php

I am sorry, but I need more then just good use of special effects to make me intrested. oOo:

Nyck 12-18-2005 11:19 PM

everyones main gripe is that its too long. That being said I see many more positive reviews than negative

Michael 12-18-2005 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
everyones main gripe is that its too long. That being said I see many more positive reviews than negative

same here

Milla 12-18-2005 11:36 PM

I wanna see it so bad lol i might gor friday afternoon with my friend while my lady is at work. happy:


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