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RaNgeR 06-13-2006 12:06 AM

oh jeeze...

Coleman 06-13-2006 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by anti

DerekRohaly: lol 1 second...i saved a pic to my HD thinking of you
DerekRohaly: le tme upload it
Nyck1118: lmao
Nyck1118: i feel blessed
DerekRohaly: i'm uploading it to imageshack
DerekRohaly: i can't get introuble for that can i?
DerekRohaly: http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6172 ... rnoman.jpg
DerekRohaly: oh well
Nyck1118: rofl
Nyck1118: may I ask why popeye popping his load on olive oil's blond sister made you think of me..

http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=12697&photo=1

anti 06-13-2006 12:11 AM

a true gentlemen.
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/colemanass.jpg[/img]

Derek says:
omg, i'm such an idiot
Derek says:
for the longest time was clicking on the pic you posted of my ass and was like, "WTF why can't I type?!?!"

Eight Ace 06-13-2006 12:20 AM

[quote=Himmler][quote="Eight Ace":a451d]
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":a451d
I'll bet if Himmlers folks knew how foolish and reckless his driving was,
they'd soon regret having shelled out for that fancy rig in the first place... annoy:

FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY DONT PAY FOR IT!!!.

ffs, ok keep your shirt on....anyway if they aren't paying for it you only had to say so... rolleyes:[/quote:a451d]check back about 4 posts, you will notice i just said i paid for it. ive created 3 threads about my car, and ive mentioned that probably...50 times?[/quote:a451d]
yes yes, I'm fully aware of what you have claimed in the past, but if your budgeting skills are
as reckless as your driving then you may well have not been able to keep up payments and
then you just dump the car debt in your parents lap for all I know...
I can't be expected to have intimate knowledge of all your familys financial dealings ffs... annoy:

Sirus 06-13-2006 01:06 AM

himmler you work for your dad? lol

Jin-Roh 06-13-2006 01:30 AM

im a con artist and i have a big dick

EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat

Simo Häyhä 06-13-2006 01:46 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":bd4d8]im a con artist and i have a big dick

EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat[/quote:bd4d8]
has lots of iron and vitamin b12

Eight Ace 06-13-2006 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Just got home and my cock is rock-hard.

yeah..that's only because your parents are stroking/sucking ur meat whilst fingering ur ring-piece.....it's alright for some.... annoy:

Tripper 06-13-2006 02:25 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":52a4e]
EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat[/quote:52a4e]

You heard absolutely right... cool:

Nyck 06-13-2006 07:22 AM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":0b157
EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat

You heard absolutely right... cool:[/quote:0b157]

[img]http://www.shu.ac.uk/research/meri/model/lbmix/glass_of_water.gif[/img]

beer:

tomxtr 06-13-2006 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Or you can speed and have fun..as long as you know you're in control and don't do it stupidly.

[quote:f614c]I'm pretty conservative and laid back, but the big thing is to just be careful," Roethlisberger said[/quote:f614c] happy:

[img]http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2006-06-12/0612benaccident3-a.jpg[/img]

KTOG 06-13-2006 09:55 AM

owned

Himmler 06-13-2006 11:11 AM

For you guys that actually think that is fast, i dare you to check out this thread.

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102689

I'm not even going to tell you my answer to that question.

CoMaToSe 06-13-2006 01:16 PM

Re: Just got home and I'm bored
 
Screw radar. The only indicator you need for over speeding is hitting old ladies. If you feel a squihsy, wrinkly bump, just slow down.

Tripper 06-13-2006 02:32 PM

Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

Himmler 06-13-2006 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

Nyck 06-13-2006 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

How much did your dad pay for it?

Tripper 06-13-2006 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

How much did your dad pay for it?

LOLOFL

Himmler 06-13-2006 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

How much did your dad pay for it?

the_finger: the_finger:

Nyck 06-13-2006 03:18 PM

beer:

CoMaToSe 06-13-2006 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

How much did your dad pay for it?

the_finger: the_finger:

rawr /manrape

Himmler 06-13-2006 03:27 PM

i lub u guys

Jin-Roh 06-13-2006 03:59 PM

i feel so gay being here.

CoMaToSe 06-13-2006 04:00 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":f211d]i feel so gay being here.[/quote:f211d]
leave

Sgt>Stackem 06-13-2006 04:26 PM

I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night.













BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk

Himmler 06-13-2006 04:39 PM

I was full of hot dogs that I just ate so i was farting, but i wasnt drunk!!! biggrin: happy:

Coleman 06-13-2006 04:41 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":441a3]I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night.


BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk[/quote:441a3]ouch, that hurts!

Jin-Roh 06-13-2006 04:52 PM

[img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:

Simo Häyhä 06-13-2006 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:

hey thanks dude

How much did your dad pay for it?

LOLOFL

Truth.

Chiodos86 06-14-2006 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Sigh; give him a break. We are kids, its in our nature to speed. One of my friends was going 130 in a 45 and got a ticket, shit happens. 90 is pretty fast though, its understandable if it was like 10-15 over...


no shit doesnt happen, stupid fucking kids happen.
Drivers between the age of 15 and 20 accounted for only 6.9 percent of all licensed drivers, but were involved in 16.0 percent of all accidents and 14.0 percent of all fatal accidents. The fatality rate for drivers 16 - 19 is about 4 times as high as the rate for drivers age 25 - 69

If your friend was doing 130 in a 45 he would have went to jail and probably lost his license not just a ticket


that high over the speed limit is definetly a criminal offense

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 06:47 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":70343][img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:[/quote:70343]
what the fuck is that?

Eight Ace 06-14-2006 04:13 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":45764
[img]http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up6/35/640035/normal_IMG_2927.jpg[/img]

Let's go to prom with our tumors! dance:

what the fuck is that?[/quote:45764]
thats just a dent where the head of ur be-sheathed manhood was
thrust violently upward penetrating the roof of her mouth...probably.

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:06 PM

lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:

anti 06-14-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:

lol what the fuck

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:13 PM

..has to be expressed in some way

CoMaToSe 06-14-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:

lol what the fuck

yea, shes nasty too oOo:

anti 06-14-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
..has to be expressed in some way

hopeless.

anti 06-14-2006 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her

dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance: dance:

lol what the fuck

yea, shes nasty too oOo:

[img]http://www.3rdcuirassiers.org/horse/images/eli_smile.jpg[/img]

gtboys34 06-14-2006 05:32 PM

you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

Coleman 06-14-2006 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time

I am sorry that horses are not in my "to do" list. annoy:


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