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a true gentlemen.
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yes yes, I'm fully aware of what you have claimed in the past, but if your budgeting skills are as reckless as your driving then you may well have not been able to keep up payments and then you just dump the car debt in your parents lap for all I know... I can't be expected to have intimate knowledge of all your familys financial dealings ffs... annoy: |
himmler you work for your dad? lol
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im a con artist and i have a big dick
EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat |
[quote="Jin-Roh":bd4d8]im a con artist and i have a big dick
EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat[/quote:bd4d8] has lots of iron and vitamin b12 |
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EDIT: i heard nyck and tripper drink each others ball sweat[/quote:52a4e] You heard absolutely right... cool: |
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For you guys that actually think that is fast, i dare you to check out this thread.
http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102689 I'm not even going to tell you my answer to that question. |
Re: Just got home and I'm bored
Screw radar. The only indicator you need for over speeding is hitting old ladies. If you feel a squihsy, wrinkly bump, just slow down.
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Hey Himmler, Nice Thread. nag:
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i lub u guys
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i feel so gay being here.
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[quote="Jin-Roh":f211d]i feel so gay being here.[/quote:f211d]
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I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night. BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk |
I was full of hot dogs that I just ate so i was farting, but i wasnt drunk!!! biggrin: happy:
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[quote="Sgt>Stackem":441a3]I have been pulled over for going 110mph in a 55mph zone. What did I get for my actions?
A night in jail, drunk driving ticket, loss of license for 6 months, fines up the ass, probation, alcohol classes, a criminal record and the pleasure of sleeping next to 5 drunk asses burping and farting all night. BTW the legal limit at the time I was caught was .10 and I blew .11, I was primed for the night but NOT drunk[/quote:441a3]ouch, that hurts! |
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that high over the speed limit is definetly a criminal offense |
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thats just a dent where the head of ur be-sheathed manhood was thrust violently upward penetrating the roof of her mouth...probably. |
lol i didnt even notice the bump at first, i was looking at the chick behind her
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you guys are a picky little bunch... probaly the reason you fags dont ever get any. Ever seen the skit on madtv titled "lowered expecatations"? If not, watch it.. you might get laid in due time
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