what a fucking joke

WHO CARES

Yep.

[img]http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_047MoranisThomas.jpg[/img]

Throw her in the looney bin, eh! STEAMROLLER!

Doug McKenzie: Chip here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.
Bald con: Youse guys like a smoke?
Doug McKenzie: No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chip here probably just kill him anyway.
[scoffs]
Doug McKenzie: Lawyers are for sucks.

Steam Roller !@!!!!

I <3 Strangebrew.

Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, Paris is free at last! beer:

Goddammit, I'm already 1/2 way done tattooing the prison's blueprints on my torso...

it's a great outcome isn't it, plus i didn't have to go the whole 3 weeks without rest,
I haven't read all the new posts yet, but I bet nyck is absolutely chuffed at the news. rock:

[quote:1ce18]Her mother, Kathy Hilton, otherwise known as “The Enabler,” called her original 45-day sentence “pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers’ money” and “It is a joke.”[/quote:1ce18]

lawlerskates. Even her mother hates her.

if all american girls are really like paris hilton...I just lost my respect for american girls

I honestly liked american girls more than canadian girls...they were nicer and easier to get lol...but didn't really appear as slutty as the canadian girls ive met.

yeah shawn. all american girls are like paris hilton.

thats what TGB is getting at

that we would all act that way if we could...

rofl

lawlerskates. Even her mother hates her.[/quote:53443]
no, her mom was saying the decision to jail the beautiful Paris was pathetic and disgusting:
[quote:53443]Paris' mother Kathy Hilton is furious her daughter has been given a jail term.

She told the USA Today newspaper, "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers' money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."
The 45-year-old even implied the judge only decided to jail Paris to become famous.
When the judge sentenced the socialite, Kathy laughed out loud and blurted, "May I have your autograph?"
[/quote:53443]

Bah, fuck her too than. the_finger:

Mother should be jailed right behind her, thats tax money I would not mind giving up.

how would you know virgin

FUCKING OWNT!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111 cuss: cuss:

lol @ the guy falling trying to get a pic of her from behind the cruiser. What a bunch of losers.

turn it on fox..

Skankbot has been ordered back to jail

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/08/hilton-or ... k-to-jail/

ahahahah

Thsi judge for President

[quote:64206]

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.[/quote:64206]

[quote:911b7]Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."
[/quote:911b7]


biggrin:

Git the fuck back in thar. rock:

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

[img]http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/736/0608pariscarcryinfmz9.jpg[/img]

^ ROOOOOFFLLLL

That judge needs a huge, oversized ribbon that says "#1 Judge Evar"

hahahaha what a bitch

[quote:c4aa8]Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.[/quote:c4aa8]

ITS TWO MORE WEEKS PEOPLE IN A SECLUDED CELL NOT 10-15 YEARS

gimime a fuckin break you drama queen

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happy:

what a clutch photo ed:

ITS TWO MORE WEEKS PEOPLE IN A SECLUDED CELL NOT 10-15 YEARS

gimime a fuckin break you drama queen[/quote:95ba3]

check that the judge is making her spend the whole sentence 40 days there, not just the 2 weeks left off the 23 days

rock: rock: rock:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":95ba3]what a clutch photo ed:[/quote:95ba3]

that was taken when she was picked up from her house to go to court, not after the sentencing

Its still just 40 days. Its not life or even a year. Suck it up and take the blame for the dumb mistakes.

They should throw her in Gen Pop so she'd forcefully have to eat the box of Linda "The Strangler" Simmons and Betty "Fishcrotch" Karpowski on a dialy basis.

[img]http://www.dlisted.com/files/paristrash_1.jpg[/img]

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Ahahhahahahahhaa biggrin:


go judge go!!

lmao

Is it too much to hope for that maybe when this cockmuncher gets out she'll have a differeent attitude and not think she can get away with everything under the sun? I really hope she gets slammed up for the 2 weeks to see if shes such a stuck up cunt when she comes out, the jailbird chants will be following her around for years most likely.

LAWL @ TheSuperficial.com:

"Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow beaming directly into the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly. I just don't know who to believe anymore. It just all sounds so right."

happy:

what a little bitch biggrin:
i would be crying like that too if i had to spend time in jail ( with other inmates ) fuck, she gets to be on her own for fuck sakes. if that was me i would sit back and make up for a lot of zzzzzzzzzzzzzz i missed over the years happy:

Fucking rofl

Also she is going to to confinement, there really is no other "inmates". Just dirty cops and other celebs. I say release her to the general populace.

[img]http://www.madmann.com/paris.jpg[/img]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1420/536 ... a1.jpg?v=0

happy:

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Hows your daughter doing?

huh I don't fuck random girls, but I know when I have a chance too...I was disappointing the americans...they were upset my cock wasn't a whore.

Im starting to change my thinking on the whole thing now though.

Paris hilton is ugly.

I can't believe this is happening...i just...i don't know how much more of this i can take



*..roughs up suspect to Paris tribute pics/vids..*