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Granted but its spikey like a cactus.
I wish i had a dog |
Granted. but it will be eaten by a polar bear.
i wish i had a pizza at this moment |
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I wished Dr.Duffy and Duke of Ray were to become the new American President and Vice President respectively. |
[quote="Eight Ace":7d0cf]I wished Dr.Duffy and Duke of Ray were to become the new American President and Vice President respectively.[/quote:7d0cf] granted, but Zoner would excommunicate Duffy from the country and the duke would disappear into Mexico looking for beans, never to be found again
I wish I could trade in my success because y'all look at me and say boy you've been blessed, but y'all don't see the inside of my unhappiness. |
Granted, but you are just gay
I wish this forum had more people posting, its so fucking boring. |
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I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again. |
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I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again.[/quote:4d079] Doesn't matter either way. This place is like 92B now, outsiders don't feel welcome. If Rude starts to get good traffic with his MOHA (Airborne) coverage, we might get new people in here once again who aren't idiots. |
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I wish people would stop being banned so we can get more people posting here again.[/quote:4a2c5] Doesn't matter either way. This place is like 92B now, outsiders don't feel welcome. If Rude starts to get good traffic with his MOHA (Airborne) coverage, we might get new people in here once again who aren't idiots.[/quote:4a2c5] my wish wasn't granted loney: |
Granted, but the place would get overtaken just like the Palestinians
I wish i were 20 years younger |
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I wish I could travel through time. |
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I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0e65c]Granted, but only to the 80s. I wish I was out of highschool. |
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I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0a372]Granted, but you wouldn't be driving in a DeLorean. You'll travel in time with a pink scooter that has naked men on it. I wish I could speed read. |
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I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts: [quote:33a74] Ran into problems sending Mail. Response: 550 entries. DEBUG MODE Line : 165 File : smtp.php[/quote:33a74] |
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I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts: [quote:29d5a] Ran into problems sending Mail. Response: 550 entries. DEBUG MODE Line : 165 File : smtp.php[/quote:29d5a][/quote:29d5a] granted, but you lose ur entire child porn collection on your hd. I wish I had an xbox 360 |
Granted, but you can only play Tetris on it.
I wish Pyro would get laid already !! |
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I wish there was no such thing as an ipod. |
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I wish I was a secret agent. |
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I wish Blase wuld check his pms |
Granted, but the Midol™ gives him raging headaches and turns him into the Hulk!
I wish there were no more acronymns in the world. |
Granted, but they will be replaced with lewd gay pictograms.
I wish I could play bass like Steve Harris. |
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I wish that whenever i reached into my pocket i would pull out a fifty dollar bill. |
Granted, but its Iraqi dollars
I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS |
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I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS[/quote:5be12]Granted, they have AIDS. I wish I could hear what animals are thinking. |
EDIT: Coleman, i'm going to pee on you.
Granted, but they only want to make a house out of your ass. I wish I had gone clubbing last night. |
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I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.[/quote:7d258] Granted but all you ever hear is how they wana make love to you I wish I could retire with my mates to the Caribbean or Ibiza |
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I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.[/quote:00ef3] Granted but all you ever hear is how they wana make love to you I wish I could retire with my mates to the Caribbean or Ibiza[/quote:00ef3]granted, but your mates are literally your mates. I wish Comatose was dead. |
Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral
I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London |
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a0d9f]Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral
I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London[/quote:a0d9f] Granted, but everyone in your building is t3h gh3y. I wish for a picture of Mr. Buttocks. |
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1dfe2][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1dfe2]Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral
I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London[/quote:1dfe2] Granted, but everyone in your building is t3h gh3y. I wish for a picture of Mr. Buttocks.[/quote:1dfe2] Granted, but you can't see his package I wish that i didn't have to go to the dentist today |
Granted, but they just hired hot topless dental assistants.
I wish it was 5:00 |
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I wish it was snowing. |
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Granted, but it's now 5:00 am tomorrow morning. I wish it was snowing.[/quote:b86dd] Granted, its now snowing and about -45C. And its getting worse by the minute. I wish I could get a good job for a change. |
Granted. but you will get fired right after you were hired.
i wish i didn't had to go to work tommorow morning |
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I wish the Pirates mod for BF2 would come out tomorrow. |
Granted, but the only women there would be 10,000 clones of Rosie Odonell.
I wish all terrorists were purple for easy identification. |
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I wish I had a m1 helmet to go with my lil ww2 collection I have going. I'm heading to a re-enactment do this weekend with the 2nd armoured & so far I have the US infantry uniform but am missing the damn helmet! |
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1791c] I wish I had a m1 helmet to go with my lil ww2 collection I have going. I'm heading to a re-enactment do this weekend with the 2nd armoured & so far I have the US infantry uniform but am missing the damn helmet![/quote:1791c]
The helm is given unto u...however, the rest of ur garb has been rendered pashtun: [img]http://strategicsimulations.net/catalog/images/SSRED72004.JPG[/img] I wish Vance wuld let us know if he's ok or not. |
Granted, but he's now the commanding officer behind the plan to invade Austrailia.
I wish Da_Bian's balls were here... |
Granted, but he was immediately banned and pics removed.
I wish I had a large double-double. |
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i wish i had a sandwich in front of my face now |
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