Gayest site on the net reviewed bioshock (supposed satire site)

http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=83



LOL @ the responses.

Its sad when Madden 08 runs at a steady 60FPS on a 360 and on the PS3 it dips into the sub 30 FPS many times.

You heard their latest excuse? on madden 08 for the wii the players are all the same height due to the disc not having enough space. Forget the fact though that theyre lower poly models for one and secondly the wii can use either 4.7 or 8.5gb discs just like the 360. oOo:

lol wtf

Played it.

Loved it.

Want a copy.

Spent far to long playing this today and ran into my first semi kinda complaint. Which may or may not be a spoiler, so...

I was not thrilled as it seemed i was exiting the first "zone" or whatever, to receive a pop up message saying i should go back and kill all the big daddies, and harvest or save the kids. Those things are cocks, and i respawn way to much since im on hard and supplies are limited.

I also discovered a cheap tactic that kinda ruins the gameplay for me.

If your facing something much like a big daddy and its kicking your ass up, down, left, and right, let it. Dont waste your health packs, DIE, respawn typically pretty near the fight and you wont have forfeited any health packs or eve.

So far though, good game, worth the $60. Got it for the 360, because im finding i like single player shooters more on it. COD 4 however will likly be PC for the MP.

game. is. awesome.

i'm in arcadia right now, and i'm blown away.

YESSS

Have downloaded the demo to play on my new system which should be finished by Friday.

Oh how the waiting kills me........will be buying this in the next week or so.
On that note, I saw the collectors edition tin in a store a couple of weeks ago and it was the nicest tin EVER.......all rusty with a hologram effect on the back, they're very hard to get a hold of right now.

The whole interwebz is Bioshock crazy at the minute rock:

[img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/461/capturelj9.png[/img]

That icon looks like an ass.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b5828][img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/461/capturelj9.png[/img]

That icon looks like an ass.[/quote:b5828]MORE LIKE A BUTTOCKS LOL

My brother got it yesterday for the Xbox 360, beat it today at 1pm. Took him roughly 13 hours to beat, not bad for a single player game. The game looks amazing, fun as hell to even watch.

Jesus fuckin christ that was creepy

Amazing Game!!!!!

I'll buy it sometime.....my heart was pounding the whole time, no joke happy:

I'm only at the first security camera too, which keeps owning me with flying choppas cry:

Runs PERFECTLY, everything maxed out. Such an epic game.... rock:

I liked the demo. The only thing I could complain about is the mouse sensitivity. I turned it all the way down and it was still wayy to sensitive for me.

Just spotted this at the official 2k forum, seems a load of people couldn't get the game activated for ages because of that securom shit so someone did their own version of the opening monologue you hear in the bathysphere.


[quote:8c315]

Is man not entitled to the game he buys?

NO, says the man at Securom. It belongs to 2K.
NO, says the man at 2K. It belongs to us.
NO, says the man at Microsoft. It belongs to our license purchasers.

I rejected those answers.

Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...piracy! Where the gamer would not be censored, where the PC owner would not be bound by petty encryption, where the buyer would not be constrained by corporate greed. And with the downloading of your torrents, piracy could become your salvation.[/quote:8c315]



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LMAO

loooooooooool



i fucking love this game. i'm in Hephaestus right now.

you know in the demo DX10 is disabled, its surely enabled in full retail yeah?

Anyone had a chance to compare the dx9 to dx10 in bioshock?

much difference?

[quote="mr.miyagi":98607]you know in the demo DX10 is disabled, its surely enabled in full retail yeah?

Anyone had a chance to compare the dx9 to dx10 in bioshock?

much difference?[/quote:98607]

My demo it was enabled basically fuck all difference between the 2.

yea? i'll have another look but i'm sure it was greyed out....

8800gts 320mb should be enabled


EDIT: deffo greyed out cry:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7862 ... wtfbh3.jpg

Damn it, isn't dx10 only on Vista?

xp pro here.........shiat mwah:

Found this tip:

Get antialiasing instead-it's not available in DX10 at all and you aren't really losing out *that* much by running it in DX9. Force it via CP and rename the executable to "R6Vegas_Game.exe". Same very slight performance drop for a nice decrease in jaggies. Won't work with the Steam version though.

Also you can freely download the Bioshock Soundtrack from the official site for free rock:

so it worth getting bioshock?

will get it tomorrow maybe

for those who beat it. what did you think of the twist half way through?

don't you dare fucking spoil this game for me!

As this is my thread we shall have no spoilers in here.

Make another thread if ya like but its my ball and I won't let you play with it if yer not bein' fair

cuss:

[quote="mr.miyagi":aa6e2]YES.[/quote:aa6e2]


OK.

ok just got it. as i am very poor at the moment i will be making use of the shops 10 day return policy so i can return it for medal of honor next week - but question is will i be able to complete it? is it a long winded game?

yes. but if you steadily work through it, you could probably work your way through it in a few days.

Im going in today to lay my pre-order for airborne down....im excited

w00t we will pwn the MOHA world on Sex box

onto arcadia now. amazing game. hope that dodgy irish sounding guys family is not dead!

[quote="mr.miyagi":cde41]don't you dare fucking spoil this game for me!

As this is my thread we shall have no spoilers in here.

Make another thread if ya like but its my ball and I won't let you play with it if yer not bein' fair

cuss:[/quote:cde41]
im not saying anything about the twist. i just want to hear what other people thought about it

amazing game, got about 2 different levels to go to with the lift thing so think im nearly done.

[quote=Gonzo]im not saying anything about the twist. i just want to hear what other people thought about it[/quote:6f4be]holy shit. i almost pooped.

hey bisch deleting my post

didnt give anything away about the plot than say the man dude you play is shown as old man at end.

cuss:

...that's kinda giving something away. :P

yea well fuck it, if you guys have'nt completed it, or bought it then your a bunch of chavs.
anyone know what the ending video is like if the you didnt rescue the little sisters?



ANDREW RYAN IS YOUR FATHER.

and the dodgy irish cunt atlas is fontaine.

Yeah, that ending is basically...


They give you control over rapture, but beause your so "greedy" you want more, so you send bathospheres full of splicers to the surface to claim nuclear weapons from a sub investigating the crash or something.