[/quote]You ruin every thread, n00b. hake:[/quote]

Who are you talking to?

He was refering to Buckweed.

Ok,
Thats what I thought

hahah u guys take shit too seriously , i was fuckin joking around so fuckin relax, jeez

I laughed out loud when I read that... OMG...[/quote:bc2f4]

Me too. When I first saw that one I laughed my ass off.

Anyone remember the one where its Maggies birthday and thy open the door and they see Grndpa Simpson saying "Happy Birthday" to the black people down the street? Its a pretty old one I think, I probably saw it when I was 10 or 12 and I literally laughed for days.

"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them 'fing'.

Lisa: "But mom! if you take away our cartoons we'll lose our *something something* and become robots"
Bart: "really? what kind of robots?"

Grounds keeper willy: "Aghh! its a monsters, kill it, kill it!"
lisa: "stop! its not a monsters, its just mr burns"
GKW: "aww its mr burns...kill it! kill it!"


bart: "But mom, i really want that game!"
homer: "I know how you feel son, when i was your age i wanted table football game, and my parents bought it for me and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

homer: "oh, they have the internet on computers now"

marge: "Bart, no!"
bart: "hey"
marge: "sorry, force of habit - Lisa no!"

homer: "For the last time flanders no I....wait, tomorrow? sure! id love to come to your barbeque, and im gonna bring the thickest juiciest steaks youve ever seen"
Flander: "mmm mmm mmm sounds delish"
Homer: "well, see you tomorrow......hehehe, the jokes on him i'll be dead by then"

Mmm....organized crime.

jimbo: "I heard this guys ASS has its own congressment"

lisa: " Look in the tunk, ....he must mean trunk"

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!"

both by homer

Homer: " I was at a pornography store, I was buying pornography"

Homer: " Call mr plow, thats my name, that name again is mr plow"

...anytime when it's obvious what should be done, and Homer says "yeah...but whaddaya gonna do..?.."

"mmm.........forbiden donut."

homer: "So you tried you best and failed miserably. the lesson is, never try"

george bush sr: "if he thinks george bush will stay out of the gutter, he doesnt know george bush"

otto: "bart, as the only adult around here i think i should say something. cool!"

homer "I am so smart, i am so smart, S.M.R.T I mean S.M.A.R.T"

Frank Grimes:(hes going mad) "i can do anything i want because im homer simpson!"
Homer:"hah you wish"