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Old Reliable 02-20-2003 08:54 PM

i couldnt laugh even if i tried

Milla 02-20-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

"Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it."

I couldn't stop laughing after these two. Funny as shit !!

i agree those ar the 2 best lol!!

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 11:31 AM

A new updated French National Anthem:
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 02-21-2003 12:15 PM

i love french jokes, all those who oppose can suck a fat one

geRV 02-21-2003 12:45 PM

[quote="Colonel Klink":f7df3]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx"]http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:[/quote:f7df3]


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 12:48 PM

[quote=Gerard]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Klink":fb6ae]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.[/quote:fb6ae]

What you dont like it? biggrin:

The new flag of France:
[img]http://www.fotw.ca/images/f1-slow.gif[/img]

geRV 02-21-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Klink":003dd][quote=Gerard][quote="Colonel Klink":003dd]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.[/quote:003dd]

What you dont like it? biggrin:

The new flag of France:
[img]http://www.fotw.ca/images/f1-slow.gif[/img][/quote:003dd]

Wow you're a real fucking riot aren't ya. Your comedy skills are obviously wasted on this forum, go do stand up on broadway or somethng. oOo:

geRV 02-21-2003 12:52 PM

Any chance of getting this thread locked. Seems pretty pointless to keep it open any longer.

MrLevinstein 02-21-2003 12:56 PM

[quote:7eac2]Wow you're a real fucking riot aren't ya. Your comedy skills are obviously wasted on this forum, go do stand up on broadway or somethng. [/quote:7eac2]

Gerard and his Glock are gonna cap yo ass!!!

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 12:57 PM

What do you want a challege? swordfight:

geRV 02-21-2003 12:58 PM

[quote="Colonel Klink":b8924]What do you want a challege? swordfight:[/quote:b8924]

What do u want? A career in stand up comedy? oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 02-21-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.


"lighten up francis!"

geRV 02-21-2003 01:05 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":1f407]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.


"lighten up francis!"[/quote:1f407]

Lighten up? S you're telling me if i were to post an edited mp3 of the american national anthem it would be taken in good humor? Bollocks it would.

This forum gets more retarded by the day. OOH the french dont wanna go to war and us uber 1337 americans do so we have to make fun of em.

Fucking morons. oOo:

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 01:11 PM

Come on lighten up. It was allways the Canadians we make fun of. Now its the French Canadian. I dont know if the French Canuks can be made fun of. biggrin: [img]http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/3dlil/wink.gif[/img] <--- MISSING IN ACTION Smily.

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 01:12 PM

God damn no Edit button. I ment the regural French not the Candian ones. biggrin: Sorry. angel:


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