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"Who are you?! whats that in there? are those my feet?" father jack, from father ted.[/quote:b2c2a]

Goddam that show was good! Father Dougal was the greatest![/quote:b2c2a]


Haha youre damn right!

"dougal, what are you doing?" - ted
*dougal, standing behind the couch looking for the corner flag hes lost*
"I was er...just....eating my breakfast" - dougal
"Dougal, thats a fib" - ted.


"Girls, Girls! Pay attention, We have a special treat today, Father Jack has kindly volunteered to take you all for volley ball practice" - Nun
*Jack whispers something in nuns ear*
"Oh, right Father...and hes just reminded me that its very warm outside today so there will be no need for your tracksuit tops" Nun


"I have two beans, and if i add two more beans, how many will have?" - Blackadder
"Some beans" - baldrick
"So what you are telling me is that two beans plus two beans equals, some beans. No listen listen careful. Two beans plus two beans, what will that make?" - Blackadder
"A very small caserole" baldrick

"My father was a nun" - Baldrick
"No he wasnt" - Captain Blackadder
"He was so sir, because whenever he was up in court the counciller would say "Occupation?" and he'd say "none"..." - Bladrick

"I know it's hard for you to put food on your family"

DUBYA