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[quote="Old Reliable":b6184]oOo: [img]http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/10047a.jpg[/img][/quote:b6184]

You got ripped-off. oOo:

How the fuck do you smoke that....?

i dont even know what you are talking about

No, i never made a teacher cry but i did kiss one on the cheek to curb her dissatisfaction with me. You see, she caught me walking out of her class and leaving with a girl before it started and i never came back. The next day, she was mad at me and questioned me about it before class started. I said sorry and kissed her on the cheek and said "C'mon, you can't be mad at me!" She just smiled and asked me to find my seat. She was a very nice woman.

How old was she?

id says about 77

lol

Yeah, I saw her on MILF Hunter. She was pure hotness.

[quote="White Rabbit":cb6da]id says about 77[/quote:cb6da]

OMG, how'd you know?? You were there wern't you !!


smartass

No, really, how old was she

I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.

lol at that story above but once my friend got to fighting with a teacher back in 4th grade (welcome to the ghetto)

[quote="Harlen Maguire":ccea7]I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.[/quote:ccea7]

lol happy: