condoms, lube

dude, that's not only against the Geneva convention, its also sick!
what are you gonna do? sodomize the enemy?

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Don't do that again. mwah:

spam spam spam annoy: annoy:

stfu n00b
and strik0r was free he just left annoy:

A 12 gauge, a handful of shells, and a bottle of Jack Daniel's.

*MOD EDIT*

Don't do that again. mwah:

a spork

well if im goign to the mideast id brink some pork chops and lots of pigs blood. Anywhere else id rather run than fight cry:

Makeup and a fantastic gun.

As we all know that one of the main elements of attack is the element of surprise. And what would be more surprising than a man in makeup? The enemy would be ther going" "Fucking hell, look at these guys, eh, see that, bah, GUNS! they've got guns, jesus where's my gun, *surrenders* ah bugger, i was so surprised, we you surprised? I was surprised."


*apologies to mister izzard

The Alliedassault.com forum mods.

They'll ban their a$$es to hell and back.

Headgear - WW2-Era US Army Helmet
Uniform - British Redcoat
Primary Weapon - Drum-fed Tommy Gun
Secondary Weapon - Lightsaber

Here is an Artist's depiction of how I would look (Not for those with Faint Hearts);
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/idealsoldier.jpg[/img]
I Can Hear Osama shaking from here! the_finger:

Ok, for close quarters urban combat i'd take a H&K MP5 and a Colt Gold Cup defender .45.

[quote="Captain Wilkins":bd3e8]Headgear - WW2-Era US Army Helmet
Uniform - British Redcoat
Primary Weapon - Drum-fed Tommy Gun
Secondary Weapon - Lightsaber

Here is an Artist's depiction of how I would look (Not for those with Faint Hearts);
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/idealsoldier.jpg[/img]
I Can Hear Osama shaking from here! the_finger:[/quote:bd3e8]
Be one of those new English SUPER SOLDIERS!

my picks
 

I'd take a M249 SAW

Or this...[img]http://world.guns.ru/assault/oicw.jpg[/img]

Yeah