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02-01-2004 04:47 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":79307]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.

says the man who looks like the guy in his sig happy:[/quote:79307]

Yeah, I noticed that a couple days ago oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 02-01-2004 09:55 PM

I just looked at this topic, and it is even sadder than me. oOo:

ninty 02-01-2004 10:07 PM

And you're pretty sad, aren't ya?

Red Rrabbit 02-01-2004 11:12 PM

i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time

02-01-2004 11:15 PM

[quote="Red Rrabbit":32bef]i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time[/quote:32bef]

but what do you do when the next day the police show up at your place with a heavily armed SWAT team in tow???

Eight Ace 02-01-2004 11:26 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0e32a]I just looked at this topic, and it is even sadder than me. oOo:[/quote:0e32a]
...hey, there's one about boys too, so don't be cross. oOo:

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/minger.jpg[/img]

Duke_of_Ray 02-02-2004 12:40 AM

[quote:98aef]And you're pretty sad, aren't ya?[/quote:98aef]

Very sad...........

bwolf 02-02-2004 12:42 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":72065][quote="Red Rrabbit":72065]i would just point a gun to her face and say "listen bitch, im either gonna take your life or your virginity, which one is more important"

works all the time[/quote:72065]

but what do you do when the next day the police show up at your place with a heavily armed SWAT team in tow???[/quote:72065]

they wouldn't show up with a swat team the next day... aren't you up on your police tactics?

Unknown_Sniper 02-02-2004 11:13 AM

everyone knows she wouldnt tell them jeesus. rolleyes:

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-02-2004 12:27 PM

she would know that you did it because you truly love her & not call the cops.


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