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Yep, well just think about this: If your girlfriend is willing to blow you off and ride your dick, then she's probably doing it to all the other guys as you read this right now. Your girlfriend's "friend" is really her sex partner that sports a six-pack and a 12 inch pen0r.

you sir are a fucking hero. gg

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice


eh...after a certain event with my exgirlfriend, i've decided to lay off sex right now, not worth the risk and not being able to sleep for 3 weeks, i like foreplay anyway...

Re: Am I a bad person???
 

LOL BEST FUCKING QUOTE EVER!!!!... rock: rock: rock:

What is with this guy!

this is a very tough position man. I have no clue what I'd do. It's like one of those things, I could've done anything to avoid this happening. Or something like that, this is one of those things where you're fucked, plain and simple.. really tough part you're in, I'm trying to thing what I'd do.. In 6 months you'll forget about this, that's what happened 6 months ago to me in this kind of situation.

LOLOL i am going to use that line everytime ANYONE asks me what do I wanna do.

ex.
Whoever im hanging out with
"Well, what do you wanna do tonight?"

Me
"i always wanted to put it in your butt"

Them
"well, ok, but only because I love you"

How do you not call making out, fingering the front bottom, and pentrating the balloon knot, fukz0ring

Tonight, on Jerry Springer ...

Sloi comes out of denial about his small penis and " manly " girlfriend.

Sloi: Well what do you wanna do. I always wanted to put it in your butt.

Man: Sloi!!!!!!! well ok but only because i love you.

The Genmay Troll was so much better.

This is a great thread, oh, I'm a poser.

[quote="Pick Axe":14651]I'm a poser.[/quote:14651]

stupid:

what you need to do is put the fire in the hole HARD FUCKING CORE...make that shit cherry red..then pull out leaving a huge gaping anus and bust a huge phat ass fucking nut in it. Then have her suck her butthole down to normal size and have her fart with your face inches away from her balloon knot..IT WILL SPRAY YOUR FACE WITH HOT MAN BUTTER!!!

rock: rock: rock:

your going to hell for saying that oOo: