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[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":2467c]A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."[/quote:2467c]


i like it rock: rock: rock: rock:

NEWS JUST IN: Toilet seats stolen in Scotland Yard break in;
...so far, police have nothing to go on... loney:

bwahahahaha!!!!...

whats withbyur sig geRARD? what is it?

once upon a time I was going was going to tell a joke then i forgot it dance:

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":1da59]A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."[/quote:1da59]haha, that's a good one.

[quote="Garry Coleman":46842][quote="Apocalypse | NoW":46842]A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."[/quote:46842]haha, that's a good one.[/quote:46842]

LMAO

A cabbie has taken this woman right across town and when she gets to
where she wants to go she says "I don't have any cash...but maybe I can
pay you with this?". The cabbie looks back to see she has her legs spread
and no panties on...and replies " You wouldn't have anything smaller would you?".

dance:

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maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:

[quote="Old Reliable":b5e0d]maybe im the only one who doesnt think jokes are funny...setup humour rolleyes:[/quote:b5e0d]
excuse me but this is the JOKE THREAD, you'll find the tedious wanker thread 2 doors down... rolleyes:

nag:

Pyros face.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!