[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1729b][quote="Short Hand":1729b]

-Agreeing to go and do some shit with my step bro....(Idn't ask what we were going to do). [/quote:1729b]

Was it sexual?[/quote:1729b]

indefinate

buttocks don't be so rude to ask happy:

i need some sexual shit with someone

zoner and art live near by do they not ?

[quote="Short Hand":0e773]zoner and art live near by do they not ?[/quote:0e773]

true

i think zone has std's though.. watch out.

well... I've done many stupid things, all of them not good enough to post here. So i'll tell you one about someone I know.


There is a wigger by the name of billy measly who has a fetish for cats. Real cats. He was recently caught watching scrambled (a form of porn that involves a scrambled out version of the play boy channel for those of you who don't know) with a cat in his shorts.

- I lit myself on fire on numerous occaisions.
- I jump out of a moving truck into a pasture full of cow pies.
- I went book shopping wearing no pants.
- I decked a BFI (big fucking indian), he shrugged it off and kicked my ass.
- I farted real horrorshow during a coital session.
- I wrestled a dead elk that had to be at least a week overdue.
- I went BMXing on a bumpy mountain trail.
- I called a prospective love interest a whore when we were in grade 7.
- I ate a can of tuna that was ar least 5 years old.
- I had sex with a vacuum.
- I called a black kid "Toby" in grade 8.

[quote="The Frenchman":95ca2]
- I called a black kid "Toby" in grade 8.[/quote:95ca2]
Thats horrible biggrin:

[quote="The Frenchman":317d2]- I lit myself on fire on numerous occaisions.
- I jump out of a moving truck into a pasture full of cow pies.
- I went book shopping wearing no pants.
- I decked a BFI (big fucking indian), he shrugged it off and kicked my ass.
- I farted real horrorshow during a coital session.
- I wrestled a dead elk that had to be at least a week overdue.
- I went BMXing on a bumpy mountain trail.
- I called a prospective love interest a whore when we were in grade 7.
- I ate a can of tuna that was ar least 5 years old.
- I had sex with a vacuum.
- I called a black kid "Toby" in grade 8.[/quote:317d2]


ROFL!!!!1111 rock: rock: rock:

[quote=Merlin122]
ROFL!!!!1111 rock: rock: rock:[/quote:4523b]

[quote="The Frenchman":3417d]- I lit myself on fire on numerous occaisions.
- I jump out of a moving truck into a pasture full of cow pies.
- I went book shopping wearing no pants.
- I decked a BFI (big fucking indian), he shrugged it off and kicked my ass.
- I farted real horrorshow during a coital session.
- I wrestled a dead elk that had to be at least a week overdue.
- I went BMXing on a bumpy mountain trail.
- I called a prospective love interest a whore when we were in grade 7.
- I ate a can of tuna that was ar least 5 years old.
- I had sex with a vacuum.
- I called a black kid "Toby" in grade 8.[/quote:3417d]

your a monster.

i did that whole 1 hr date thing in 7th grade too happy:

when i was 8 and my lil bro was 5 i hit him with a board, then gigled dropped it.. and ran away... so i come back five minutes later and he sinks it a quarter inch into the center of my forehead... that was kind of dumb i guess... annoy:

Hah, yeah. My bro threw a big-ass stick that nailed me right on the bridge of my nose when I was 7, I fell right on my ass and I still have the scar.

oh, i got it

i was sitting in my room.. and i had to take a dump, i had held it for about 2 hrs and a little bit came out... so i took the grape sized hunk of shit out of my shorts and chucked it into my older brothers room.. in a dark corner

that bought me at least 20 minutes happy: i swear to you that story is true.