[quote="Eight Ace":ad445][quote="Mr. maple":ad445]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:ad445]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:ad445]

You just made me dry heave.

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..

[quote="Scalping Chief":0f25f]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:0f25f]

You just made me dry heave.

[quote="Scalping Chief":2c463]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:2c463] hake:

lmao, he must get alot of dingleberries

[quote="Eight Ace":e9251][quote="Mr. maple":e9251]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:e9251]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:e9251]
nice. thanks dr.eight ace

[quote="Scalping Chief":36279]lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:36279]

umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries

imwithstupid:

[quote=Buckweed]umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:d50fa]
id rather have my ass hair tangle then have to deal with shaving it oOo:

but buck, i like your strategy

[quote="Mr. maple":ef716]

but buck, i like your strategy[/quote:ef716]

try it, it works wonders! happy:

[quote=Buckweed]umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:cd0cc]

Dude. wtf. How many goddamn images do I need in one thread?

ahh this is why i <3 you guyz happy: oh and i will convert you, i will happy: happy: happy:

picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....

[quote="Mr. maple":52495]picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....[/quote:52495]ROFL!

why tongue?

and ive taken a dump in the shower before, it was at a hotel... and i got it all to go down

wow that was a fun night.. i love stealing alcohol from other random people in a hotel....