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Proteus 08-26-2004 02:26 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":ad445][quote="Mr. maple":ad445]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:ad445]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:ad445]

You just made me dry heave.

Scalping Chief 08-26-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..

Proteus 08-26-2004 02:27 AM

[quote="Scalping Chief":0f25f]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:0f25f]

You just made me dry heave.

fujimi7su 08-26-2004 02:27 AM

[quote="Scalping Chief":2c463]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:2c463] hake:

Sirus 08-26-2004 02:27 AM

lmao, he must get alot of dingleberries

Maplegyver 08-26-2004 02:28 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e9251][quote="Mr. maple":e9251]so in theroy if i masturabte is my fecal matter and dont clean it i can have zits on my c0ck? rock:[/quote:e9251]
Yes, and by having a zit-covered cock, you will be able to give much more
pleasure to your Lady...similar to wearing a ribbed condom, I imagine. cool:[/quote:e9251]
nice. thanks dr.eight ace

Bucknub 08-26-2004 02:29 AM

[quote="Scalping Chief":36279]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..[/quote:36279]

umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries

fujimi7su 08-26-2004 02:30 AM

imwithstupid:

Maplegyver 08-26-2004 02:30 AM

[quote=Buckweed]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":d50fa
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..

umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:d50fa]
id rather have my ass hair tangle then have to deal with shaving it oOo:

but buck, i like your strategy

Bucknub 08-26-2004 02:32 AM

[quote="Mr. maple":ef716]

but buck, i like your strategy[/quote:ef716]

try it, it works wonders! happy:

Proteus 08-26-2004 02:32 AM

[quote=Buckweed]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":cd0cc
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
most of my hair on my ass absorbs all teh sweat. so I rarely get swamp-ass

lol, does your ass hair get tangled together and when you shit it rips the hair out..

umm not anymore.. I always spread my cheeks when I take a shit so my asshole is all stretched out.. so when I wipe, I put my hand behind my ass while still sitting on the tiolet and I wipe it. and BOOM! no dingleberries[/quote:cd0cc]

Dude. wtf. How many goddamn images do I need in one thread?

fujimi7su 08-26-2004 02:33 AM

ahh this is why i <3 you guyz happy: oh and i will convert you, i will happy: happy: happy:

Maplegyver 08-26-2004 02:35 AM

picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....

Bucknub 08-26-2004 02:40 AM

[quote="Mr. maple":52495]picture yourself. sitting o nthe toillet, and you hear a fart the na blast of shit blows out your cornhole into the toilet and the little splashed from the water tiickle your bumhole and cover your ass in waterd down taco remains. so you have to go into the shower to wash off your ass, you do only to see the shit flowing into the shower drain. glogging itthe oyu have to reach in and claein it out wit hyour tounge.....[/quote:52495]ROFL!

fujimi7su 08-26-2004 02:41 AM

why tongue?

and ive taken a dump in the shower before, it was at a hotel... and i got it all to go down

wow that was a fun night.. i love stealing alcohol from other random people in a hotel....


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