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Eames, why don't you tell the joke about the friend in the airport: Your buddy gets on the plane with a shiner on his right eye. The who sits down next to him has a shiner on the exact same eye. So the guy asks your buddy, "Hey, how did you get your black eye?" And your buddy says, "Well, it was kind of a tongue twister thing. I was at the ticket counter and I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, only the clerk had huge knockers and I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh. It went downhill from there." So the guy says to your buddy, "That's amazing. I got mine from a bit of a tongue twister as well. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife this morning. I meant to say, 'Honey, could you pass the cream?' but it came out, 'You ruined my life you self-centered, soul-sucking bitch.'" |
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VACUUM oOo: why must you be so hostile, all i want is love cry: loney: |
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It's not over till short hand replies... oOo: |
It's not over tilWHO GIVES A FUCK
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Take the joke from Good Will Hunting.
"So im on a plane right, and the pilot does his thing you know the "So we're cruising at 35,00 feet blah blah blah" he puts the mic on, and says "Man. All i want right now is a blowjob and a cup of coffe" little did he know the Mic was still on. So the Stewadess starts running up to the cock-pit to tell the Pilot the mic is on. As shes running up the aisle, a guy says "Hey babe, dont forget the coffee" I probably destroyed it, but meh. |
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Besides, Look at Iraq. They've managed to fight you guys for over a year now and all they really have are Ak's, RPG's and homemade bombs. toodles. |
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sleeping: /judas
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Flag waving homo's for the win. sleeping: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/adore.gif[/img] oOo: oOo: oOo: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/ubermoron.gif[/img] Oh and [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/icon_stfu.gif[/img] |
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dat's mein!! roffle! |
Quit the Canada vs USA bullshit, you sacklickers. mad:
Knock knock? Who's there? Go fuck yourself. Smokes, now. There's a joke for ya. |
ok ok.... I can end the US vs. Canada thing right now, forever...
We all know that what makes us important is how big our cocks are, right?... So the American's cock is the Washington Monument at 555 feet, 5 1/8 inches (169.29 meters)... Canada's cock is the CN Tower at 1,815.39 feet (553.33 metres), more than thrice the size... So there you have our cock is huge!!!.... |
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