Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
taylor planet of the apes


(screaming at the top of his lungs)
its a madhouse! a madhouse!
- taylor

i have always liked this quote, it makes ya think

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

"There is no resistance, they are all criminals and thieves.... Mohammed Raad, former hostage in Iraq" rock:

rock: rock:

"It's a trick. Get an axe." -- Bruce Campbell, "Army of Darkness"


"Quitters never win.
Winners never quit.
But, if you never win and never quit,
you're a fucking idiot."

-- The Demotivators Collection

i dont remember that episode

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":7781f]i dont remember that episode[/quote:7781f]

You don't? It was a doozy!

Sneaky splinter tripped over April so she fell on Michaelangelos cock then she sucked and fucked Michaelangelo, and they fucked down stairs, the annoying reporter dued jerked off on himself and he turned into a penis.

Then the finale was michaelangelo cumming in Krang's mouth after being requested to do so.

that was a good episode.

Shit happens.

"Life's like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat."

- Pope John Paul XIIVRingo


"Every day above ground is a good day."

- Saddam Hussein

"Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets ..."

"Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it!"
-unknown

"Whats masturbating like?"
-kid in my class

happy:

"Women are like magpies; they shit on you, make a lot of noise, and they're attracted to shiny objects."

- Me.









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