lol @ the tires and mayo

[quote="Scalping Chief":6f2ce]Amen.

Women belong in kitchens, not schools[/quote:6f2ce]
.....You better be kidding

[quote=strvs].....You better be kidding[/quote:57440]i'm guessing he forgot the almighty [/sarcasm] brackets

their fucking up my sarcasm radar. They be droppin tin strips.

If you have an opportunity (eg gym class) put something nasty in their shoes.

An open well placed can of tuna over winter break will fuck up a locker... I did it to a computer over winter break at my high school, they had to throw it away. I'd imagine the same principle applies to a locker.

If any of your friends drive a truck with a cover over the bed, put some dead fish in there.

Get them drunk and draw on their faces.

[quote=Coleman]i'm guessing he forgot the almighty [/sarcasm] brackets[/quote:75127]
If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.

i'll probably put tuna in their locker over turkey day break.

[quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:45ceb]

then call his mother fat while she wasn't on irc ? die.

*Get a few buckets of soil, and pour it ontop of the roof of the car. Works best in wet weather.

*Fill their cars/lockers with shredded paper/newspaper.

*Setup something in the lockers that will fall out ontop of them when opened, but won't do damage to the grounds.

*Shoot them in the groin/pussy lips.

[quote="Short Hand":ac9cd][quote=strvs]If hes serious id like to kick him in the throat.[/quote:ac9cd]

then call his mother fat while she wasn't on irc ? die.[/quote:ac9cd]

We call you names too man.

bust the side mirrors off their cars
take their mouth pieces so they cant play until the next day and have to buy a new one

- Fill their brass instruments with cocktail shrimp (include seafood sauce)

Things to do to their instruments:
- Rub the mouthpieces of their instruments on your cornhole. Take Polaroids and place them in their locker AFTER practice
- Go to a pet store and buy a pet chewing deterrent like "Bitter Apple". Apply to instrument mouthpieces.
- Go to the grocery store and buy a habernero pepper. Wearing plastic/latex gloves, cut it in half and rub it on the instrument mouthpieces

rock:

Get a lot of pictures of gay porn. Then when you get in their lockers, randomly stick them in their pockets, books, etc. Then, they'll walk around and pull out a book in class and gay porn will fall out in front of everyone. The best part, is that it will take them weeks to find everything. Don't be stupid and tell anyone though, because you'll probably get suspended. Also, don't get caught with a truckload of porn. Hard to live that down. rock:

If you have access to inside there car tie a rope from one door handle to the other (Front doors only) loose enough to let them open the door an inch or two. Thats mostly to tease them, since its funny to watch them try and ram there arm in a 2 inch gap. Then climb out the back door (or 60/40 fold down backseat) lock it and shut it. Hilarity insues as they are fucked. Often times this is done in tandum with a tp'ing said car, once the car is clean, they come to realize, it was all for nothing.

^ that's awesome...