[quote="Short Hand":9c294]he "pumps them" for information.[/quote:9c294]

lol

hrm, i wonder if theres going to be a new movie, and if Pierce Brosnan is going to the 007...hes like 60, but looks 45.

Howard Stern's Private Parts where he gets the massage by Jenna or being one of those lesbians during the re-enactment of the girl's first lesbian experience.

no pierce brosnan isnt doing bond anymore

There was an AWESOME article in the Toronto Star (take a guess what city it ships in) for entertainment, where their reporter went down to interview Pierce Brosnan and Brosnan totally blew him apart in the interview

Basically called all the Bond's a hobby rather than anything worth his time, called "after the sunset" (the movie he was supposed to be pimping) a light, airy, worthless flick, just totally blew the interview apart, and then walked out on like minute 9 of a 20 minute interview

It was leet

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Here the motherfucker is:

[url:b5a14]http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1100213410809&call_pag eid=970599119419[/url:b5a14]


I love it

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Sergeant (Hanks) on Omaha beach...

buckeh i love these kinda threads that you make....

I am actually scared of one movie and it scared the shit out of me when I saw it cause I was with my dad and we rented a cabin and when it came out that day in theatres we went to town to watch SIGNS oOo: and that night all I could think of is that fucking alien on the roof happy: UFO`s are eek:

[quote=fujimi7su]lol[/quote:e4c8e]
OMFG short said somethin semi clever
"Damn, it's getting cold down here" - JFK

[img]http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/images/haha/pigs_fly.jpg[/img] biggrin:

oOo: Wtf

The scene in Britney Spear's Crossroads where the pregnant chick falls down the stairs.

cant make a mpg so heres the script for the scene

Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me.

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119.
INT. JOHNSON'S KITCHEN - DAY

LEO JOHNSON is ragging on Shelly. He is down on his hands and knees
showing her how to scrub the floor.

LEO
Someone who knows how to clean knows
where the object was before she
started cleaning and then that object
goes back to its exact same spot.
Shelly, I know where everything in this
house is. Sometimes on the road I
mentally go through this whole house
and picture where every item is.

SHELLY
Lay off the bennies, Leo.

LEO
(continuing his tirade)
Anybody can clean the surface of an
object, but dirt can find its way
anywhere. To really clean, you have to
scrub below the surface.
(shouting)
WHERE THE DIRT IS, SHELLY.

He scrubs more.

LEO (continued)
That's one thing you are going to learn,
Shelly, - HOW TO CLEAN. It takes
scrubbing, Shelly. There is no easy way.

THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY.

SHELLY
As if I didn't know.

LEO
I'm going to show you how to wash this
tile and then you're going to do it.

SHELLY
Come off it, Leo. I'm late for work...

LEO
What did you say?

Leo goes over the top pulling Shelly to the floor.

LEO
Shelly, I am not fooling around anymore.
The first thing you've got to WORK on is
a good attitude. That's the key.
Anybody will tell you that.

Gives her a good shot to the back of the head. Shelly falls to the
floor. The phone rings. Leo gets up to get the phone.

LEO
Don't even _think_ about going anywhere,
Shelly. I'm not finished with you.

He answers the phone.
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not sure why but this scene is funny as shit to me ... i always use to quote the part "THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE SHELLY"

stfu

toronto star is a terrible paper with like the worst sections for entertainment or sports. And all the news, which is where they shine, is all really left which is just as gay as how the globe and mail is so to the right.

The Sun > Toronto Star