[quote="Eight Ace":c62fe]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:c62fe]

One of the greatest forum posts ever! happy:

You people are pussies. I live in a dorm, so I use the community stalls all the time. No big deal. Most of the guys here have respect and don't fuck it up, but I just take a small piece of toilet paper and wipe the rim for 2 seconds. You're not gong to get any diseases. What makes you think your ass is any cleaner than anybody else's?

That quite possibly made me evacuate my poop laughin at that Ace...


I've yet to take a dump in a public restroom. Whenever I piss in em I kick the flusher with my shoe and only undo the lock with my knee or hand with wrapped in a shirt.

I just sit down and take the shit.

fancy crabs?

I sit down to pee.

overrated...getting diseases from sitting on a toilet seat is a urban legend

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtoilet.html

Your more likely to get it grabbing the bars next to the shitter and hovering over the shitter than and you would sitting on the can.

I can't poop.

still, i wipe the toilet and use the sanitary paper. it doesnt matter where you are. i work on the 5th floor in a corporate building in south coast plaza in orange county. people here make 150 grand a year and drive ferraris and mercedes. these retards still cant manage to use the restroom without pissing or shitting on the seat or leaving a couple of pubes on the bowl. only a third of these fucks actually wash their hands after theyre done. disgusting.

man, yall are paranoid...were all going to die somedayso why waste effort and time with "HIV on toilet seats"......

I only poop in a public bathroom if Im in harlem and need to rub feces on my face to blend in better, so I dont get shot.

Never try this if youve eaten doritoes, cause it turns ur shit green and people keep coming up to u and asking for drugs.

Nyck, ur avatar is making me touch myself

[img]http://opieanthony.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_toilet.gif[/img]= public loo

I don't take a shit in public restrooms unless I absolutly have too...which I usually hover over.

what a bunch of mamas boys. If you got to go, you go. Home away whatever, I could take a dump in times square if i had to. Its just a natural thing. get over it.

if my cheack were to touch the seat, I would rub alcohol all over it.