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[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.

Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.

TGB! 02-27-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....

imwithstupid:

Be a fucking man. . .a CHICK stuck her finger up there. . .not a DUDE. . .that she got so into it, that shes willing to put her finger up in what I can imagine is not the cleanest house on your block - tells me alot. . .

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 08:40 PM

just think next time she touches your face or makes you dinner, your ass will be all over it.

HeadUp 02-27-2005 08:51 PM

i cant stand things near my ass i would have jumped through the roof too

therefore, next time you fuck her, make sure to toss it in her poop chute

Coleman 02-27-2005 08:57 PM

i am guessing she only did it to please you thinking that's what "all the guys like". Maybe she read it in Mens Health or saw it on a webite. How do you think she would feel if out of nowhere you just try to jam it up her ass. That would kinda scare her without and catch her off guard.

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 08:58 PM

or duct tape your ass checks together, with a "exit only" sign placed above it.

Eight Ace 02-27-2005 09:22 PM

..just on that, isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?, alternatively...aint love grand! beer:

KTOG 02-27-2005 09:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":00a99]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:00a99]


!!!!!


HAHAHAH

Scalping Chief 02-27-2005 09:26 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":64517]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:64517]

ROFL biggrin: happy:

Tripper 02-27-2005 11:13 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":84b39]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.

Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.[/quote:84b39]

You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:36 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":7b08e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
vegamite is straight fucked up.

Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.

You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:[/quote:7b08e][img]http://www.wzzo.com/jacor-common/otd_images/WZZO-FM_freakin/2_27_2005.jpg[/img]

Milla 02-27-2005 11:38 PM

Re: The finger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.

ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:39 PM

Re: The finger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.

ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor

happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Milla 02-27-2005 11:43 PM

True story man. It was so uncomfortable i was like STOP and pushing her head away. She was like "dont push my head away when im experementing!" Im like "wtf mate?!?!"

Coleman 02-27-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Im like "wtf mate?!?!"

lmao! I'll remember to use the same line when that situation comes up.


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