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wintersforge 05-12-2005 06:10 AM

ive broken my jaw 2 times.

once in 1980 i was riding a skateboard and hit a rock..the board just stopped on a dime and i went forward...

2nd time was in 1995. Some hopper (what us city folks refer to young white/black thugs hopped up on drugs) grabbed my wife's skirt while she was walking up the isle of the movie theater. I got up and clothelined him and then the entire theater erupted into a massive brawl. I fought my way to the entrance to the theater but someone on my right gave me a cheap shot and I ended up with a sore jaw. Xrays showed I had a tiny fracture...Chivalry is not dead my friends! eek:

Crpl. Crunch 05-12-2005 08:27 AM

I got a "boxer's fracture" in a junior high fist fight. It was the bone on the inside of the pinky side of my hand. If you ever get in a fight, be sure your punches land on the knuckles of your pointer and middle fingers. Just a tip! biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 05-12-2005 10:20 AM

Never really been hurt bad, been pretty blessed. One of the ugly Arabs better not shoot me either.

CoMaToSe 05-12-2005 10:49 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":4559f]Never really been hurt bad, been pretty blessed. One of the ugly Arabs better not shoot me either.[/quote:4559f]

Im alive.... Im dead....Im the strangeeer....

KILLIN AN ARAB!!!!!

Duke_of_Ray 05-12-2005 10:59 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":6db5e
Never really been hurt bad, been pretty blessed. One of the ugly Arabs better not shoot me either.

Im alive.... Im dead....Im the strangeeer....

KILLIN AN ARAB!!!!![/quote:6db5e]

Not all Arabs are only ugly because I am not part of their racs, thats the only reason white people can say they are a pretty people. I am so hot I cover them all.

Milla 05-12-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
2nd time was in 1995. Some hopper (what us city folks refer to young white/black thugs hopped up on drugs) grabbed my wife's skirt while she was walking up the isle of the movie theater. I got up and clothelined him and then the entire theater erupted into a massive brawl. I fought my way to the entrance to the theater but someone on my right gave me a cheap shot and I ended up with a sore jaw. Xrays showed I had a tiny fracture...Chivalry is not dead my friends! eek:

rofl!! "i fought my way to the entrance" i can just see you doing that. happy:

+1

Tripper 05-13-2005 12:00 AM

you gone done broke ma dick hand

snipes 05-13-2005 04:55 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":dc95b]None. I'm like Bruce Willis in "I can't be broken".[/quote:dc95b]
"Unbreakable" you mean?...

anyways... haven't broken a bone in my life.


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