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Mr.Buttocks 06-22-2005 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Forte
that fake spiderweb stuff. remove a single strand of it and it is almost invisible.
Guess what? The Jerkstore just called, and they're running out of you.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 06-22-2005 09:07 AM
It's not normal household cotton is it ?>?

Coleman 06-22-2005 09:48 AM
'tis.....::Drum roll::..................woman's pantyhose. Yes, I actually had to go to the store and look like a fool as I stood in line with woman's pantyhose in my hands. biggrin:

KTOG 06-22-2005 09:50 AM
bahhh, i saw you say someting about that on IRC ... never put 2 and 2 together.

Swill 06-22-2005 12:36 PM
LMFAO...Thats fucking savage coleman

06-22-2005 01:00 PM
Coleman you need to shave lol.

Pyro 06-22-2005 01:30 PM
you sig makes it seems like you think the dude is hot.

Coleman 06-22-2005 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
you sig makes it seems like you think the dude is hot.
the dude is hot...wtf you talking about. He could have sex with any woman he wants to. He was voted on the People's top list of Hottest Men biggrin: . But I don't like him for his looks; I love his music that he plays.

Zoner 06-22-2005 02:03 PM
He looks like a young Theoren Fleury.

Coleman 06-22-2005 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
He looks like a young Theoren Fleury.
lol, i can see where you're coming from. His music is so awesome...like a romantic miles davis kinda sound. I suggest any of his CD's if you want to get some from your wife/gf. Just pop it in the CD player and, boom, you'll have her legs spread in no time biggrin:

Pyro 06-22-2005 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Zoner
He looks like a young Theoren Fleury.
lol, i can see where you're coming from. His music is so awesome...like a romantic miles davis kinda sound. I suggest any of his CD's if you want to get some from your wife/gf. Just pop it in the CD player and, boom, you'll have her legs spread in no time biggrin:
I just play the song Bitch Please.

Nyck 06-22-2005 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Zoner
He looks like a young Theoren Fleury.
lol, i can see where you're coming from. His music is so awesome...like a romantic miles davis kinda sound. I suggest any of his CD's if you want to get some from your wife/gf. Just pop it in the CD player and, boom, you'll have her legs spread in no time biggrin:
I just play the song Bitch Please.
I bet it's your moms favorite fuck jam

Pyro 06-22-2005 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Zoner
He looks like a young Theoren Fleury.
lol, i can see where you're coming from. His music is so awesome...like a romantic miles davis kinda sound. I suggest any of his CD's if you want to get some from your wife/gf. Just pop it in the CD player and, boom, you'll have her legs spread in no time biggrin:
I just play the song Bitch Please.
I bet it's your moms favorite fuck jam
Well, I would play it infront of your mom, but i have to go by our motto of no fat chicks.

Tystnad 06-22-2005 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
Hah! +1 for you! Havent laughed that much in days! biggrin:

Oh, and +1 for you aswell, Coleman. happy:

bukdez 06-22-2005 05:18 PM
elstat, fuck that was funny... +1...

gary almost had me fooled...


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