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TodzumPapst 09-14-2005 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Vance
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Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

oOo:

Short Hand 09-15-2005 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by TodzumPapst
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Originally Posted by Vance
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Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

oOo:
Fuck dude... how are you going to find a "X"...... a "Q"........ ed:

Vance 09-15-2005 01:38 AM
Quatifah?

Short Hand 09-15-2005 01:48 AM
GIVE HER A NICKNAME... ITS NOT REALLY CHEATING...

Tripper 09-15-2005 02:14 AM
Fatties eeeew...Condoms suck, I hope you didn't use one......LOL. dance:

Arkan 09-15-2005 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance
You probably have HIV.
If thats the case, so does your mom.

dr nein 09-15-2005 03:48 AM
cliche

Eight Ace 09-15-2005 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?

Vance 09-15-2005 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Vance
You probably have HIV.
If thats the case, so does your mom.
LOL a mom joke rock:

lasagna 09-15-2005 10:56 PM
More cusion for the pushin bud

Michael 09-15-2005 11:03 PM
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More cusion for the pushin bud
i take it you've fucked obese women before? ed:

CoMaToSe 09-16-2005 02:51 AM
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....

KTOG 09-16-2005 12:08 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":e4b66]
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Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?[/quote:e4b66]

She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.

lasagna 09-16-2005 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
What the hell, do you even know me

Eight Ace 09-16-2005 09:09 PM
[quote=KTOG]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":927c5
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Originally Posted by Vance
Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?
She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.[/quote:927c5]
quit beefin KTOG...at least you got to practice your sky-diving manoeuvres without leaving the room.


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