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geRV 03-16-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
a dog cant chill like this
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/kittenshoulder.jpg[/img]
i love cats, but as trip said; alot of them suck. if you get a good cat you feel like he's more of a friend, not some dumb animal that sticks to your side because he's striving for attention.


Ive a friend with a miniature jack russel that does that.


Dogs aren't called mans best friend for nothing either, whats a cat gonna do if your house is being robbed? Probably get kicked the fuck out of the way, dogs are more territorial and would likely take a dive on whoever it is.

Dogs are far from "dumb". Ive seen plenty of dogs that actually stand at the crossing lights on our main road and won't cross till they hear the beeping sound. Cats on the other hand seem to love to wait till they see a car coming then try to make a mad dash for it.

Stammer 03-16-2006 04:14 PM

Plus cats can give you cat scratch disease.

strvs 03-16-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
Plus cats can give you cat scratch disease.

Cat Scratch Fever?

anti 03-16-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by anti
a dog cant chill like this
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/kittenshoulder.jpg[/img]
i love cats, but as trip said; alot of them suck. if you get a good cat you feel like he's more of a friend, not some dumb animal that sticks to your side because he's striving for attention.


Ive a friend with a miniature jack russel that does that.


Dogs aren't called mans best friend for nothing either, whats a cat gonna do if your house is being robbed? Probably get kicked the fuck out of the way, dogs are more territorial and would likely take a dive on whoever it is.

Dogs are far from "dumb". Ive seen plenty of dogs that actually stand at the crossing lights on our main road and won't cross till they hear the beeping sound. Cats on the other hand seem to love to wait till they see a car coming then try to make a mad dash for it.

that's because they're trained to oOo: how many cat boarding schools have you seen before?

geRV 03-16-2006 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by anti
a dog cant chill like this
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/kittenshoulder.jpg[/img]
i love cats, but as trip said; alot of them suck. if you get a good cat you feel like he's more of a friend, not some dumb animal that sticks to your side because he's striving for attention.


Ive a friend with a miniature jack russel that does that.


Dogs aren't called mans best friend for nothing either, whats a cat gonna do if your house is being robbed? Probably get kicked the fuck out of the way, dogs are more territorial and would likely take a dive on whoever it is.

Dogs are far from "dumb". Ive seen plenty of dogs that actually stand at the crossing lights on our main road and won't cross till they hear the beeping sound. Cats on the other hand seem to love to wait till they see a car coming then try to make a mad dash for it.

that's because they're trained to oOo: how many cat boarding schools have you seen before?


Doesn't matter if a dogs "trained" to be a guard dog or not, a lot of dogs are territorial and won't let people outside of afmily members into the house, im asuming that what you're referring to anyway. If its the other thing about the crossing lights, no theyre not friggin guide dogs, just dogs that have figured this out for themselves, one of the dogs ive seen doin it ive asked the guy who owns it about what the dog does while he was out walking it at the same time as me, it just something the dog has learned.

Another point about dogs being "dumb" last i checked you can't get guide cats, but you can get guide dogs.

Stammer 03-16-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Stammer
Plus cats can give you cat scratch disease.

Cat Scratch Fever?

A disease is any abnormal condition of the body or mind that causes discomfort, dysfunction, or distress to the person affected or those in contact with the person. Sometimes the term is used broadly to include injuries, disabilities, syndromes, symptoms, deviant behaviors, and atypical variations of structure and function, while in other contexts these may be considered distinguishable categories.

but yeah you can call it cat scratch fever too biggrin:

Michael 03-16-2006 04:55 PM

Hey Gerv, can you post a picture or a link to a picture of your fat pussy?

strvs 03-16-2006 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Stammer
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Originally Posted by strvs
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Originally Posted by Stammer
Plus cats can give you cat scratch disease.

Cat Scratch Fever?

A disease is any abnormal condition of the body or mind that causes discomfort, dysfunction, or distress to the person affected or those in contact with the person. Sometimes the term is used broadly to include injuries, disabilities, syndromes, symptoms, deviant behaviors, and atypical variations of structure and function, while in other contexts these may be considered distinguishable categories.

but yeah you can call it cat scratch fever too biggrin:

[img]http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3478/tednugentcatscratch4rr.jpg[/img]

geRV 03-16-2006 04:57 PM

I'll have to dig them out, took mosta my pics down a while ago.

anti 03-16-2006 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by anti
a dog cant chill like this
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/kittenshoulder.jpg[/img]
i love cats, but as trip said; alot of them suck. if you get a good cat you feel like he's more of a friend, not some dumb animal that sticks to your side because he's striving for attention.


Ive a friend with a miniature jack russel that does that.


Dogs aren't called mans best friend for nothing either, whats a cat gonna do if your house is being robbed? Probably get kicked the fuck out of the way, dogs are more territorial and would likely take a dive on whoever it is.

Dogs are far from "dumb". Ive seen plenty of dogs that actually stand at the crossing lights on our main road and won't cross till they hear the beeping sound. Cats on the other hand seem to love to wait till they see a car coming then try to make a mad dash for it.

that's because they're trained to oOo: how many cat boarding schools have you seen before?


Doesn't matter if a dogs "trained" to be a guard dog or not, a lot of dogs are territorial and won't let people outside of afmily members into the house, im asuming that what you're referring to anyway. If its the other thing about the crossing lights, no theyre not friggin guide dogs, just dogs that have figured this out for themselves, one of the dogs ive seen doin it ive asked the guy who owns it about what the dog does while he was out walking it at the same time as me, it just something the dog has learned.

Another point about dogs being "dumb" last i checked you can't get guide cats, but you can get guide dogs.

haha who would walk around with a guide cat? it's not like cat's don't figure things out for themselves. mines almost learned how to use a doorknob. dont forget about bians cat that learned to use the shitter (i think it was bians). both animals can be exceptionally smart, but i just find the majority of dogs to suffer from a.d.d.

anti 03-16-2006 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
rolf anti is that catsock ??

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/catinsock.jpg[/img]


a cat even gerv can relate to, catinabag
[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/catinbag.jpg[/img]

geRV 03-16-2006 05:05 PM

Im talking about practical uses though, guard dog and guide dog. As you said can't see much success in guide cats, unless whoever owns it liks running like fuck away from dogs and getting trailed up a tree. biggrin:

All my cats do is eat shite and sleep, theyre about as useful as a cd player for a guy thats deaf. loney:

A cat\dog crossbreed could be good though, experiments are already underway.

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/13/catpwn.jpg[/img]

Michael 03-16-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
Im talking about practical uses though, guard dog and guide dog. As you said can't see much success in guide cats, unless whoever owns it liks running like fuck away from dogs and getting trailed up a tree. biggrin:

All my cats do is eat shite and sleep, theyre about as useful as a cd player for a guy thats deaf. loney:

That's all they do? You just have some lazy cats then. Not all cats are lazy. Some are very energetic. Some of the cats I had before were too energetic, even for me.

anti 03-16-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
Im talking about practical uses though, guard dog and guide dog. As you said can't see much success in guide cats, unless whoever owns it liks running like fuck away from dogs and getting trailed up a tree. biggrin:

All my cats do is eat shite and sleep, theyre about as useful as a cd player for a guy thats deaf. loney:

A cat\dog crossbreed could be good though, experiments are already underway.

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/13/catpwn.jpg[/img]


lol. find a way to keep cats in a kitten size or any animal for that matter and youll make millions.

Simo Häyhä 03-16-2006 05:21 PM

lol kekes

happy:


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