[quote="Crazy Canadian":26609]Jake: At age 81, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.[/quote:26609]
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Elvis died squeezing too hard on the john eek:

no dumbass, the sandwich is elvis style, those were his favs...

m00nraker: At age 92, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Kevin: At age 70, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

planetside is all i'll ever need.

Mine's probably pretty accurate:

Adam: At age 71, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

lmao, gg ghetto.

MiscGuy: At age 25, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.


only 2 more years...


On a more serious note, its 100% more likly to be an constrcution related accident before age 27.

Arkan: At age 84, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.